FrostedFlake -> RE: Need direction/advice... (1/3/2012 1:25:00 AM)
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Have you considered the idea that the pressure you feel is her shoving you towards the door? Let's consider how this would work if it was going to. "Hey, Babe. You sure do look nice. (And dumb)" "Why, thank you, horny prevert man!" (sorry, can't do the high pitched voice that well) "Say, cutie, I have an idea. Why don't you come with me to meet my girlfriend. I'm sure she would LOVE to slap you around and take a strapon to you. And I'll WATCH!" "Why, thank you, horny prevert man!" (again, sorry, can't do the high pitched voice that well) Having trouble visualizing this working? Well, my take is, unless your girlfriend is pretty dim, she has already been through this loop. Your big question should be why do you think she sent you on a snipe hunt? My thought is, you would do a lot better for everyone if you spend this time looking for a young (age 25-35) blonde DOMINANT female with large breasts. ( age, hair color and cup size are not the most important characteristics) The good news is, it is much easier to do this than to conduct a successful snipe hunt. And should you come back empty handed, you haven't lost anything you hadn't already lost before you posted this thread. Bets witches. Get a new date.
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