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100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/5/2012 9:36:38 PM   
Duskypearls


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http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2012/01/100-year-old-prostitute-still-going-strong/
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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/5/2012 11:49:19 PM   
popeye1250


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Status: offline 		I wonder if she has any teeth left?

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 12:05:59 AM   
AlexCutwright


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Status: offline 		The article quotes her as saying losing all her teeth had been a Godsend. Just a few lines above the end.

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 1:22:44 AM   
FrostedFlake


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Status: offline 		Wow! She doesn't look a day over eighty. Whadum-bum-Tisch!

I just love her sense of humor. It is probably what got her through all these years.


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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 6:23:54 AM   
Duskypearls


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I wonder if she has any teeth left?


She said she didn't, and that it was (obviously) one of the greatest boons to her business! Ya just gotta love such a practical gal!

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 6:57:01 AM   
punisher440


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Status: offline 		The article was pretty funny...but one of the comments really cracked me up.
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God STILL GIVE HER TIME TO REPENT , OTHER WISE SHE GOES TO HELL.

TURN OR BURN DORIS.

YOU A SERVANT OF SATIN– SO REPENT


What about a servant of silk or leather,can they repent too?

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 9:00:14 AM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		Here is another cute story from that publisher
http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2011/12/tom-cruise-moves-into-presidents-palace-converts-him-to-scientology/

That Tom..

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 9:48:43 AM   
JstAnotherSub


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Status: offline 		The feet and breasts kinda in the same area comment cracked me up!

I won't say why though!

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 9:51:41 AM   
Duskypearls


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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

The feet and breasts kinda in the same area comment cracked me up!

I won't say why though!


Wasn't that a hoot? Ya just gotta love a gal with a sense of humor.

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 11:24:15 AM   
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Status: offline 		I just kept thinking this shoulda been on The Onion.

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 11:26:19 AM   
xXLithiumXx


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quote:

ORIGINAL: punisher440

The article was pretty funny...but one of the comments really cracked me up.
quote:

God STILL GIVE HER TIME TO REPENT , OTHER WISE SHE GOES TO HELL.

TURN OR BURN DORIS.

YOU A SERVANT OF SATIN– SO REPENT


What about a servant of silk or leather,can they repent too?



No. Apparently only satin servitors can repent.

I think it has something to do with the wash cycle.

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 12:28:03 PM   
Clickofheels


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Status: offline 		I thought her best comment was:

"Well I'm lucky enough to do what I love, even though I don't love who I do most of the time." LMAO

That's one, sassy broad!

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 12:32:21 PM   
Duskypearls


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Status: offline 		Saucy little thing, isn't she?! I love her!

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 1:20:36 PM   
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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 5:54:06 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Go Granny!

http://bisserjeta.hsara.com/2012/01/100-year-old-prostitute-still-going-strong/



Okay...I only got past the first seven syllables and I was squigged.

I have to take a bath now in epsom salts and iodine.

I may have to actually flush my eyes in a 25% bleach solution.

I may be leaving CM for a while.

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/6/2012 10:37:42 PM   
Casteele


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Status: offline 		Maybe she should go for a leading roll in the next alien tentacle porno, just for nookie's sake..

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/7/2012 2:05:50 AM   
Duskypearls


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Status: offline 		Hahaha! Sumptin' tells me the old gal would probably be more than willing to give it a whirl!

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/7/2012 9:02:41 AM   
Missokyst


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Status: offline 		It is pretty close to the Onion.
I found it more than coincidental that this story was released a day or two after that story about a 52 yr old prostitute who was about to retire. I think that sort of set the stage for this article and the absolute belief people have in gossip sheets.
http://natandmarie.tumblr.com/post/15427849336/how-you-got-duped-by-a-story-of-100-year-old-prostitute


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

I just kept thinking this shoulda been on The Onion.



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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/7/2012 9:48:18 AM   
outhere69


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Status: offline 		I was checking it on Snopes but it's too new. 

It's the writing style that makes me think she doesn't exist.  1 or 2 great lines from her would be reasonable, but when every single line sounds like something from a comedy panel, I start to wonder.

Remember "I have only one wrinkle, and I'm sitting on it" from the very old lady in France?  I think she was around 112.

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RE: 100 Year Old Prostitute Still Going Strong - 1/8/2012 5:29:55 PM   
Casteele


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Status: offline 		Some things, hoax/fake or otherwise, are still amusing and entertaining to read, as long as you know not to take everything on the Internet as gospel and truth..

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