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gooddogbenji -> The worst thing you have ever seen (5/30/2006 6:06:52 PM)
Hello, Collarme Citizens, It is I, the puppy of glorious adventures. I would like to tell of an experience, but would first like to say something. I have nothing against homosexual sex. I have nothing against the homeless. I have nothing against our relieble garbage collection schedule. Thank you. Now, we will all agree, there are several kinks out there which not everyone shares. One of those is voyeurism. I am not into it. Granted, a nice porno of Jenna Jamieson and Jordan West going at it with strapons - HOT! Live, also HOT! If men are involved, I can pass. So here goes. I glanced out of my window at work today, which looks out into an alley where many local businesses keep their dumpsters. Here is what I saw. 2 homeless people..... Both men..... Having hardcore sex...... In a dumpster. Not sure if this could be a much worse sight to see when you were expecting a few people wandering along. Just thought I'd share. Now please follow suit and tell us of what the worst thing you have ever seen was. Yours, benji

cuddleheart50 -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/30/2006 6:10:47 PM)
I dont think I can top that..hehehe

Evanesce -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/30/2006 6:13:01 PM)
Yanno... if it weren't for the dumpster... that wouldn't be such a bad thing to see. Worst thing I ever saw was the occurrence and aftermath of a semi truck/car head-on collision. I'll spare you all the details.

SweetSarijane -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/30/2006 6:16:31 PM)
For me, the worst thing I've seen to date was my brother when he died. What made it so bad was simply that he was gone and I knew it.

Invictus754 -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/30/2006 6:26:08 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji Just thought I'd share. Now please follow suit and tell us of what the worst thing you have ever seen was. Yours, benji I don't think these replies were in the light-hearted mood you set... The worst thing I have seen was in high school, I was at a friends house and sitting at the kitchen table. His parent's bedroom was off the kitchen (old farm house) and the door opens, and his mom strolls out completely nude. Now if she were a MILF, it would have been cool...but she was about 100 lbs overweight - and extremely >ahem!< hirsute. She had the 'just fucked' look to her (as I know now) and she just looked at me like she was annoyed, and walked into her living room, got her cigarettes, and walked back into the bedroom...not a pleasant sight coming or going. [:D]

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/30/2006 8:53:17 PM)
AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Sorry. I think I lost it there for a second. I just had an uncontrollable laughing fit. My husband's in the other room watching Letterman and he keeps asking me what's wrong. I think the worst thing I've ever seen was an exhibit at the Brookfield Zoo. I was in 6th grade and my Mom was chaperoning the trip. She walked our group of kids over to look at the walrus tank. All of the sudden my Mom starts turning bright red and trying to usher us away from the tank. That, of course, is when I notice that the walrus is most distinctly female. It had been doing laps across the pool and when it would get to one end it would flip upside down, unleashing the most enormous queef you have ever heard out of its monstrous vagina. Of course all the kids were pointing it out and my Mom was trying not to lose it laughing. To this day, all I have to do is look at my Mom and say "Walrus" and we'll both start cracking up.

Gauge -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/30/2006 8:58:22 PM)
The bill from my lawyer for my divorce.

leakylee -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/30/2006 9:00:08 PM)
I would honestly have to say that the worst thing I have ever seen was last year when I went out to AZ to visit my parents on vacation. We were off traveling somewhere. Well needless to say never stay with your parents in the same room when they are feeling amorous. At least not when your mother can't be queit..ack.. Waking up to that was just WRONG!! love and light lee

Wolf1020 -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/30/2006 9:09:54 PM)
my grandparents in their bed going at it like horny monkies ehhhh I think I'm gonna go gouge my eyes out now

slavejlb -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/30/2006 9:11:00 PM)
that is why i did my divorce though the Jack in box way, divorce in a box, 39 dollars plus filing cost.

juliaoceania -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/30/2006 10:38:29 PM)
The worst thing I have ever seen was 5 dead people laying in the middle of a highway before they even got the bodybags to the scene of an accident... the flares were just being placed. There was so much blood on the road it was like a river. I was only 14 years old at the time and I will never forget the smell of it all[:(]

vanillacreme -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/30/2006 10:46:00 PM)
My worst would be watching the car accident that killed a friend and her children over and over again on the news--I couldn't turn it off as hard as I tried not to face it. It was everywhere.

UtopianRanger -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/31/2006 1:04:50 AM)
About fifteen years ago, I watched two guys fight {In a parking lot} and one stab the other in the chest/gut area with a broken / jagged beer bottle. By that time, I heard sirens coming and the dude tried to run away. I picked up a loose piece of asphalt and threw at the dude running away and dropped his ass. The cops thanked me - Homie was okay, but his bell was sure rung. - R

spectreandnectre -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/31/2006 5:48:19 AM)
i once had a job when i was 15 working at a switchboard comapny within the boss's house i was working one morning heard his daughter crying went to check on her and well...He had molested her and it wasn't a pretty site. i became a witness when the trial came he is still in prison because it came out he did it to both daughters and a niece

LaTigresse -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/31/2006 5:51:49 AM)
Worst as in really the worst, too many to want to dredge up the memories. Worst as in funny sick worst......when I worked in downtown Cedar Rapids and used to park near the homeless shelter there was an old guy that used to walk around in a long black wool coat year round, often with nothing underneath carrying an old plastic baby doll. He used to think it was cool to whip open his coat revealing his erect nekeditity whilst rubbing that doll against himself. That dude had some serious issues. I much prefered the old guy that used to stand on the curb and conduct imaginary orchestras.

pahunkboy -> RE: The worst thing you have ever seen (5/31/2006 10:14:04 AM)
One memorial day- I was on the way to work. I seen an old heavset woman- with no legs- in wheelchair- all by her self. at the cemetary- in the pouring rain. It was surreal.

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