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A WOMAN... A woman was out golfing one day when she he hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "if you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to wishes. Whatever you wish...your husband will get times 10!" The woman said, "That's okay." For her 1st wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man that ever lived, an Adonis whom women will swoon over and flock to." The woman replied "Thats okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM!!!--She's the most beautiful woman in the world. For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said "That will make your husband the richest man in the world by far. And he will be 10 times richer than you." The woman said "That's okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So KAZAM!!!--She's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her 3rd wish, and after careful consideration she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." MORAL of the story---Woman are clever. Don't mess with them. ATTENTION FEMALE READERS: THIS IS END OF THE JOKE FOR YOU. STOP HERE AND CONTINUE FEELING GOOD. MALE READERS ONLY: CONTINUE READING. The man had a heart attack 10 times milder than his wife!!!
MORAL of the story: Women are really dumb but they think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
P.S. : If you are a woman and are still reading this it only goes to show that women are nosey and never listen.
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Into the night sky I fly through distant lands and darkened streets... Up into the clouds to play and dance with the moon.....To the hearts of all and I say to you be true to they own heart.
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