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LookieNoNookie -> Actress cuts her long locks. (1/6/2012 5:19:47 PM)
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I came home tonight, a little stressed...shit's going on....chilling....having a beer.
Actress cut her hair. It's shorter now. BIG news.
I'm more than upset. (I'm actually beside myself.....there's two of me now).
I'm not quite sure what to do.
I was considering munitions....can't figure out the correct caliber.....
So let's go for a vote.....
Should I kill myself.....bullet straight to the head (after all....a woman did cut her hair)?
Should I take a walk?
Should I strangle my cats?
Should I shoot major narcotics straight into my eyeball?
Should I refuse to pay my mortgage?
(I'm looking for direction here).
(Said, of course, in the most submissive of ways).
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