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theroebabe -> Brewster the Rooster (10/24/2004 9:12:50 AM)
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Brewster the Rooster
Whitey was in the fertilized egg business. He had
several hundred young layers called pullets and eight
or ten roosters, whose job was to fertilize the eggs.
Whitey kept records and any rooster that didn't
perform went into the soup pot and was replaced.
That took an awful lot of Whitey's time so Whitey got
a set of tiny bells and attached them to his roosters.
Each bell had a different tone so Whitey could tell
from a distance, which rooster was performing. Now
he could sit on the porch and fill out an efficiency
report simply by listening to the bells.
Whitey's favorite rooster was old Brewster, a very
fine specimen he was, too. But on this particular
morning Whitey noticed old Brewster's bell hadn't rung
at all!Whitey went to investigate. The other
roosters were chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing.
The pullets, hearing the roosters coming, would
run for cover. BUT, to Whitey's amazement, Brewster
had his bell in his beak, so it couldn't ring. He'd
sneak up on a pullet, do his job and walk on to the
next one. Whitey was so proud of Brewster, he
entered him in the county fair... and Brewster became
an overnight sensation among the judges.
The result...The judges not only awarded Brewster the
"No Bell Piece Prize" but they also awarded him
the"Pulletsurprise" as well.
Clearly Brewster was a Republican .
Who else could figure out how to win two of the most
politically biased awards on our planet by being the
best at sneaking up on the populus and screwing them.
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