defiantbadgirl
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STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
[ I would have given him 100% just for the laughs!]
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die? * his last battle.
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? * at the bottom of the page.
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state? * liquid.
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce? * marriage.
Q5. What is the main reason for failure? * exams.
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast? * Lunch & dinner.
Q7. What looks like half an apple? * The other half.
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? * It will simply become wet.
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ? * No problem, he sleeps at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? * You will never find an elephant with one Hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have? Very large hands.
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? * No time at all, the wall was already built by the other eight guys.
Q13. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? *Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.
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Only in the United States is the health of the people secondary to making money. If this is what "capitalism" is about, I'll take socialism any day of the week.
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