Moonhead
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My favourite joke about manure? After the ark had been at sea for a fortnight, it was riding low in the water under the weight of crap that was accumulating in the lower decks. Noah and his family had the wit to fling it out of a porthole after dumping their load, but the animals had less suss. So, they decided the stench was getting bad, and the ark wouldn't stay afloat like this, and tipped it all overboard before carrying on on their merry way. Nothing further was heard from the shit Noah tipped overboard until Columbus discovered it a few thousand years later...
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I like to think he was eaten by rats, in the dark, during a fog. It's what he would have wanted... (Simon R Green on the late James Herbert)
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