Ninebelowzero
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last night a Switchy friend of mine & I were sniggering over the crisps up arse thread & she sent me a photo of the biggest dildo & I politely told her to use it on herself. She told me that said article took months of training to be able to accommodate & I glibly asked if there was an anal workout video with Jane Fonda.
Cue more juvenile sniggering as this thing was way bigger than Hanoi Jane but it did raise the question which songs would be on the soundtrack for the video if it ever existed.
We got
Ring of fire.
It's been a hard days shite & I've been bleeding like a hog.
Vasolene Alley by Rod Stewart & the faeces.
Ithink you can see where this is going...
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