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I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/13/2012 10:18:09 PM   
Maleslavetopleas


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Joined: 8/19/2010
Status: offline 		Im just a slave, just a single slave.....
Nobody seems to be out there for me
Everyone just wants $$...
Please if anyone is "real" and doesn't want money
unless we talked for a while
Please feel free to message me.


FU Haters!!!!!
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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/14/2012 2:27:51 AM   
DarkSteven


Posts: 28072
Joined: 5/2/2008
Status: offline 		Um.  Tyler, you will find people you like and people you don't.  Focus on the ones you like, and do your best to ignore the others.

And change your journal entries.  You state the amount you're willing to tribute.  The non-tribute Dommes will steer clear of you if they read that.




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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/14/2012 2:36:29 AM   
FrostedFlake


Posts: 3084
Joined: 3/4/2009
From: Centralia, Washington
Status: offline 		Hi, whoever you are.

Read your profile. You can do A HELL OF A LOT better than that. There is so much to critique that there is nothing to say. If you were a Domme, would you pick you over any other guy out there? Or over the Late Show with David Letterman?

I can't help. So here is the "Welcome Package".

http://www.askmen.com/money/successful/41_success.html
http://www.askmen.com/money/successful_60/66b_success.html
http://www.askmen.com/money/successful_100/117_success.html
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http://www.collarchat.com/m_3057095/tm.htm
http://www.collarchat.com/m_3057123/tm.htm
http://the1585.com/performativemasculinity.htm
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8325689/the-meeting?page=1
http://gayglobeus.powweb.com/barbarella.html

FU Haters!!!!!   (This is a good thing, why?)


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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/14/2012 6:10:38 AM   
CeriseNin


Posts: 286
Joined: 4/8/2010
Status: offline 		F U, too.

=)

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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/14/2012 12:51:19 PM   
NiceButMeanGirl


Posts: 2756
Joined: 11/4/2011
From: Bellingham, WA U.S.A.
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Maleslavetopleas

Im just a slave, just a single slave.....
Nobody seems to be out there for me
Everyone just wants $$...
Please if anyone is "real" and doesn't want money
unless we talked for a while
Please feel free to message me.


FU Haters!!!!!

If you were in my target age range(you're not, don't worry. I'm an old gal at 54) I would not even consider you based on your profile and this is why:

You say next to nothing about yourself on the right(essay) side, and ALL your interests listed on the left are kink-related. No vanilla interests whatsoever on there. I look for a whole person, NOT just a set of kinks to supply. Who ARE you really, as a whole integrated person, including the vanilla you as well as kinky you?

Also, telling the readers how much you're willing to tribute just turns me off totally. If you aren't looking for a tribute Domme or a Pro, just leave that part out. Someone who's neither of those might consider it insulting that you'd consider her nothing more than a paid fetish delivery service. I know I would and would just pass you by.

Also, this needs to be said too. The whining, oh poor me OP, that's not going to impress anyone. Anyone at all. At least not in the way you are hoping. So go spiff up your profile and delete those journal entries about $$ and just start from there. Also, the please message me part.....ads belong on the profile side. Good luck to you.

NBMG



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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/14/2012 1:03:29 PM   
searching4mysir


Posts: 2757
Joined: 6/16/2011
Status: offline 		FR

If you were in my target range (and you are not) and I were a searching domme I would pass you by for a number of reasons.

1) you don't choose your friends well (a pro and a porn princess-wanna-be) which shows a lack of judgment
2) you are contradictory (not wanting to pay to get your rocks off and yet you give a tribute amount that you are willing to pay)
3) you say nothing about you as a person

I understand you are an HNG, but you come across as submissive to your cock only, not to a woman.

< Message edited by searching4mysir -- 1/14/2012 1:05:04 PM >

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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/14/2012 5:01:28 PM   
agirl


Posts: 4530
Joined: 6/14/2004
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Maleslavetopleas

Im just a slave, just a single slave.....
Nobody seems to be out there for me
Everyone just wants $$...
Please if anyone is "real" and doesn't want money
unless we talked for a while
Please feel free to message me.


FU Haters!!!!!


You start with a decent open-hearted post......then you pitched in with a pathetic dig at the *Haters*( all of which don't exist at this time)

When, oh when, will youngsters realise that *FU Haters* really doesn't fuck haters, but, in fact invites scathing remarks.

Do you have any idea how differently your post would have come across without that last teeny comment?

You're 19yrs old..... and this isn't a peer gaming site. Most people here are your parent's age and don't * *hate* people. Boring as it might be...... people talk here.

agirl







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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/14/2012 6:38:19 PM   
ResidentSadist


Posts: 12580
Joined: 2/11/2007
From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell
Status: offline 		I don't care who you hate or who fuck or who you pay. 

What I really want to know is whats with the secret "cat" code in your profile? 


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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/14/2012 10:53:06 PM   
sunshinemiss


Posts: 17673
Joined: 11/26/2007
Status: offline 		Join the Marines.  They'll happily boss you around.  (By the way, that's not snark.) 


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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/15/2012 5:21:38 AM   
Fornica


Posts: 2986
Status: offline 		Just to give you some perspective, try running through the girls you're talking to on www.tineye.com
For example, the girl in your friends list?
http://www.tineye.com/search/540b6406c6e76c396dd744c8dfb6ed68f45e2d18/
She's super famous!

Don't let your dick decide who you should talk to on here. Or you get what you ask for, dear.

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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/15/2012 5:25:04 AM   
Buzzzz


Posts: 839
Joined: 11/28/2010
Status: offline 		She is super famous, isn't she? 24 results :)

I bet she also lives "in a van , down by the river".

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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/15/2012 5:32:26 AM   
Fornica


Posts: 2986
Status: offline 		Hey! That's where *I* live. And I have no one with me here. Or are you implying *I* am not real?!

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There is no spoon.


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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/15/2012 10:58:21 AM   
NiceButMeanGirl


Posts: 2756
Joined: 11/4/2011
From: Bellingham, WA U.S.A.
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Buzzzz

She is super famous, isn't she? 24 results :)

I bet she also lives "in a van , down by the river".

That was sooo funny!!
Living in a Van Down by the River

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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/15/2012 11:11:58 AM   
Fornica


Posts: 2986
Status: offline 		NBMG, that's what I have listed as my location ;)
I love old school SNL.

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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/15/2012 11:23:10 AM   
Casssy


Posts: 21
Joined: 12/22/2011
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Maleslavetopleas

Im just a slave, just a single slave.....
Nobody seems to be out there for me
Everyone just wants $$...
Please if anyone is "real" and doesn't want money
unless we talked for a while
Please feel free to message me.


FU Haters!!!!!


I am real and I dont want any money.
I dont want you either. I had my share of raising my own kids and no interest in other people brats. Sorry.


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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/15/2012 5:10:39 PM   
Maleslavetopleas


Posts: 3
Joined: 8/19/2010
Status: offline 		its not that I'm rude, i can be nice if people are nice to me, people are right that i may be to young for this.

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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/15/2012 5:24:03 PM   
NiceButMeanGirl


Posts: 2756
Joined: 11/4/2011
From: Bellingham, WA U.S.A.
Status: offline 		OP, It's not necessarily that you're too young for this. I just think you need to grow up a bit and not act like a whiny brat, that is if you want to find a Domme who wants you. I know some very mature thinking and acting 18 and 19 year olds, some that are more mature than some people twice their age, but you're not one of them. A lot of Dommes are raising, or have already raised, their own kids and have no patience for whiny brats.

NBMG

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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/15/2012 6:43:26 PM   
kalikshama


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quote:

I am real and I dont want any money. I dont want you either. I had my share of raising my own kids and no interest in other people brats. Sorry.



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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/16/2012 10:17:05 AM   
Lockit


Posts: 11292
Joined: 5/7/2007
Status: offline 		Tyler, why don't you make up for attitude and age with a bit of maturity (yes at nineteen you can have it) and personality? You come in bashing anything and showing only that attitude, making an already challenging age... an impossible thing to get passed and then blame those that seek money or men that are not nice to you.

Dude... here's your wake up call... take it or leave it.


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RE: I'm just a slave... So read this LOL - 1/16/2012 10:29:32 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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From: Island Of Misfit Toys
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Maleslavetopleas

its not that I'm rude, i can be nice if people are nice to me, people are right that i may be to young for this.


You're never too young to behave courteously.

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