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Mrk -> Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 1:12:19 PM)

I have noticed since CM started adding the advertisements on the side of my screen.. that there are hundreds of Extremely sexy hot girls constantly shown to me all from Linn Creek, MO… so I decided that if there were that many extremely hot sexy girls in Linn Creek, Mo… they would have to advertise… LOL…  What a scam…  




ladyseekinglord -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 1:16:31 PM)

I've noticed this too.  Some very hot (and some kinda scary) girls all from my city or very near to me.  I know for a fact there can't be that many sexy girls willing to get naked in a pic in such surrounding small towns.  I've always wondered about that.

lady




DelRey -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 1:16:41 PM)

thats nothing, you should see the hotties their pimping in Pomano Beach, it makes South beach look like dogsville.

(btw if there are hotties in Pompano Beach, their is about 2 of them and they aint less than 67 years old or they aint Honkies)




Castle603 -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 1:17:55 PM)

Its funny. I live in a town of about 600 people, and according to the CM ads, 599 of them appear to be naked hot babes, looking for dates. How come I never see them at the supermarket?




pissdoll -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 1:38:56 PM)

i'll do you one better than that.
the girls on the right side of my screen are all naked sexy blondes living in Compton, Gardena, Inglewood and Watts.

WTF???  i'm moving to the hood PRONTO!!!




Littlepita -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 2:16:42 PM)

Too funny! I live in a college town and have been thinking that the girls sure know how to get an extra buck or two. [:D]




sophia37 -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 2:31:37 PM)

After reading what you wrote I actually went in  search of these elusive ads. I had to go to what I guess is the home page.to see them. I never seem to come in that way. But yeah. Cool stuff on both margains. LOL How bout that Christian kink connection. I wonder if its a free site.What would Jesus think? or the Do you crave humiliation site. I guess they tell you how to get caught while having an affair. LOLOL 




gooddogbenji -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 2:37:39 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophia37

After reading what you wrote I actually went in  search of these elusive ads. I had to go to what I guess is the home page.to see them. I never seem to come in that way. But yeah. Cool stuff on both margains. LOL How bout that Christian kink connection. I wonder if its a free site.What would Jesus think? or the Do you crave humiliation site. I guess they tell you how to get caught while having an affair. LOLOL 



LOL!!!

Turns out God is a Dom. 

Toronto does actually have those amounts of babes, so I wasn't surprised.  Actually, I think I took most of those pictures myself.  I sell them for enough money to pay myself salary for being on CM.




andal -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 2:38:39 PM)

Being the bored idiot that I am, about 2 weeks ago I joined the referring site with a handy throwaway email address (go go hotmail!).  Because I got suspicious about women from Irving, TX with names like NYCGIRL and CANABABE.  So I join, check out profiles of the same usernames, and sure enough the people are from everywhere over the country (they were just changing the city name.)  So then I forget about it, and about 2 weeks later I log back into that fake email account, and lo and behold I've got 27 messages from women near me in Texas all wanting to meet!  So I check out their profile (typical profile junk) and decide to reply to one.  But wait!  To reply, I gotta fork out $30.  A month.  So I change my profile to say I'm 450 pounds, covered in warts, and recovering from hepatitis B and C, but having a tough time due to my syphilis and HIV.  Then I wait.  A few days later, I'm STILL getting email.  One I think was actually real, but she wanted me to pay to watch her on webcam.  So I cancelled my free membership account and now am waiting to see how long it takes to start getting spam. 




gooddogbenji -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 2:44:23 PM)

Being the bored idiot I am, I decided to let you know that the first letters of your sentences spell out "BBSSSBTASTOS"

Yours,


benji




ladyseekinglord -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 2:53:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Being the bored idiot I am, I decided to let you know that the first letters of your sentences spell out "BBSSSBTASTOS"

Yours,


benji


You are hilarious.  Or sad.  Not sure which.  But since I'm feeling generous, we'll go with hilarious.  :)

lady




gooddogbenji -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 2:55:56 PM)

Prolly a bit of both.  Add in a measure of red wine tonight, and you have me in a nutshell.

Yours,


benji




MistressLorelei -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 3:20:50 PM)

Collar Me has lots of female users.... yet all the advertisements are of half (or fully) naked females... no 'hot' males to be found.  Are you guys really that easy of a target?




gooddogbenji -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 3:23:58 PM)

Mistress Lorelei,

Yes.

Yours,


benji




Sinergy -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 3:26:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sophia37
How bout that Christian kink connection.

What would Jesus think?


I think the more important questions are...

a)  Who would Jesus flog? (WWJF)

or

b) Who would Jesus be flogged by? (WWJBFB)

Sinergy




MistressLorelei -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 3:27:03 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Mistress Lorelei,

Yes.

Yours,


benji


And you guys wonder where Female Supremacy comes from... sheesh. <smiles> 





gooddogbenji -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 3:27:54 PM)

Mistress Lorelei,

No.  I know.

Yours,


benji




genvieve -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 3:28:42 PM)

Note:
 
Even freakishly hot girls and guys can have a hard time finding a satisfactory date if they're into BDSM.  Quite honestly, the internet really can be the best way to meet someone in this lifestyle.




MistressLorelei -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 3:41:23 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Mistress Lorelei,

No.  I know.

Yours,


benji


Silly doggy, I already knew that you are fully aware of your lowly status.  It's the others who aren't who I was talking to.




DesertRat -> RE: Over Crowded Advertisements... LOL (5/31/2006 3:45:29 PM)

I noticed that alot of the naked hotties from Artesia, NM have now relocated to Monrovia, IN. I wonder what prompted that exodus?

Bob




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