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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:27:18 PM   
ResidentSadist


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ORIGINAL: Fornica

He said he's looking for a NEW cum slut.
I wondered if his old one quit and went to join the circus.
Or went to live on a retired cum slut farm?

New to him or new as in this year's model?  I don't think you can be a new cum slut... to be branded as a slut requires being judged by your actions, which in turn requires use. 

I serious think the OP meant to say they are looking for a "used" cum slut. 




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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:27:20 PM   
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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:28:40 PM   
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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:28:43 PM   
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When the United States invades Britain to being you to justice, you are going to be one very sorry bunny.



I'm volunteering to be first against the wall


*snickers*

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:29:23 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

I'm assuming Cap'n Capslock is aware that he can file away until his little hands are blistered, but the UK doesn't give a flying fuck about his federal warrants?

*this thread is FUN!*


When the United States invades Britain to being you to justice, you are going to be one very sorry bunny.




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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:29:50 PM   
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ORIGINAL: DarkSteven

quote:

ORIGINAL: myotherself

I'm assuming Cap'n Capslock is aware that he can file away until his little hands are blistered, but the UK doesn't give a flying fuck about his federal warrants?

*this thread is FUN!*


When the United States invades Britain to being you to justice, you are going to be one very sorry bunny.


I dont think that skeers ANYONE:)

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:31:20 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

Woooooo hooooooo! Let the games begin.



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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:31:21 PM   
myotherself


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Sounds like hell....*coff*

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:32:46 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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Status: offline 		So how long exactly does it take these pasty skinned teen gamers to pop their zits?

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:33:57 PM   
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20 minutes to scrape the gunk off the mirror.

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:35:39 PM   
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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:37:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

So how long exactly does it take these pasty skinned teen gamers to pop their zits?


At least being a pasty skinned older gamer, I don't have to worry about popping zits...

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:39:06 PM   
Ninebelowzero


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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:39:19 PM   
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If hes trying to squeeze his head it might take a while

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:39:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		I'm just really chuffed that I had to go away and miss the interim posts from the OP that are now pulled, dang it. I'd have liked to see what his job is now (lawyer?). It's interesting that he pulled the SF avatar though. Isn't always fascinating how everything about him is exaggerated? The caps, 6'9", ripped, SF, 5 kids, dead wife, numerous cum sluts in different geographic locations, powerfucking, and now on duty for 36 HOURS STRAIGHT! He can't say a thing without inflating it to some ridiculous extreme. My bet is on a kid. An adult would understand reasonable plausibility a bit better. This is some little snotnose kid who thinks posturing in the bigger is better vein will make us accept what he's saying. If he IS an adult then I weep for whoever comes into contact with him.

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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:43:18 PM   
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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:46:03 PM   
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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:47:31 PM   
lizi


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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 2:54:22 PM   
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Which DI's scare recruits more?


Well I can't speak for anyone else, but for me it was the one who could tie a cherry stem with her tongue.


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RE: hello looking for a new cum slut - 1/20/2012 3:03:33 PM   
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