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I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians to Mars - 1/18/2012 4:39:45 PM

Rule

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Mars is a good planet with low gravity and tons of air. Let them disturb the peace there.

To be a Christian is to care for your fellow men and not to harm and/or murder the weak, unlike animals, who do not care about their fellow men and who do harm and/or murder babies and children and females.

We have a saying in The Netherlands: "Zachte heelmeesters maken stinkende wonden". (Gentle physicians make for stinking wounds.)

Without musicians the opportunities for noise trolls to disturb the peace of genuine human beings would be much reduced. Hence I say: send them to Mars, preferably tarred and feathered.

And politicians too, come to think of it.

So I challenge you: do you agree?

And who else ought to be extradited to Mars?

And think of the tremendous impetus this will give to the space program! The Mars society would be foolish not to support this initiative. May all spaceflight fans gather to my cause and flag: Musicians to Mars!

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 4:51:24 PM

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You're so fierce, Rule!

Can we send the stupid people? I am reminded, of course, of the work of the late Douglas Adams.

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 5:02:48 PM

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But ... but: We need the blondes!

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 6:19:31 PM

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And who else ought to be extradited to Mars?

Politicians, priests and attorneys.

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 6:21:30 PM

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I admire and respect your zeal and heart for the space program!

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 6:27:03 PM

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@ Rule. Thanks for pointing out what dick you are. I hadn't noticed before.

If you want Peace and Quiet, get away from everyone.

Mars would work. Go.

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 6:32:31 PM

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@ Rule. Thanks for pointing out what dick you are. I hadn't noticed before.

If you want Peace and Quiet, get away from everyone.

Mars would work. Go.

Mercury would be better.

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 6:42:28 PM

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Pff. You are both not a Christian and you fail to address a rather serious issue and you have no sense of humor.

In The Netherlands alone on average two people are killed each year over neighbor disturbance caused by noise trolls. The health costs and other financial damage these noise trolls cause presumably in The Netherlands alone runs in the millions if not tens or hundreds of millions of euro's.

One of those victims last November was Dutch baseball player Gregory Halman who played for a team in the USA and who was murdered by his noise troll younger brother.

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 6:59:30 PM

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Here's a Gaul for you! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHW_eEIKZss&feature=related

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 7:06:48 PM

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That is the spirit! We will colonize the galaxy provided that we extradite all musicians to Mars! "It all started in a little village in Gaul during the Roman invasion and occupation..."

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 7:52:24 PM

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Pff. You are both not a Christian and you fail to address a rather serious issue and you have no sense of humor.

Rule... I am a musician.

Now, to make things obvious for you, had you said, "Extradite the Black People" would you expect from them... applause?

Allow me to introduce you to some friends of mine. Nice folks whom you want to send to Mars, because you are so incredibly self centered that you think it amusing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDcpbZI8-qU

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 8:10:35 PM

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And what do those nice people do about the issue of the noise trolls? Nothing, I suspect? Will they recompensate people whoms hearing is damaged by their music? Will they recompense businesses whose employees have a burn-out because of the stress their music as played by noise trolls causes?

Nor do you lot have any heart for the space program, I notice.

As for black people, I have a little negro upper neighbor, who not only is a noise troll, but judging from the screams also a very active homosexual. The ceiling of my bathroom is leaking, I suspect because of his homosexual play; the second time in the three or four months that he has been up there. My conclusion is that he is not a Christian, for being a noise troll, but that he is an animal. Yes, as far as I am concerned, this specific black people may win a lottery ticket with destination Mars, where I hope that he may have many homosexual adventures with them Burroughsian banth or four armed white monkeys.

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 9:04:28 PM

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We have some rules on Mercury AND on Mars:

No stupid people (this effectively takes care of the rest, but since you're all here, and I have your attention,) no musicians, no actors, no wanna be writers, no dominates, no politicians, no priests and no attorneys.

But especially...nobody who wants to, who has considered, or has actually run for any kind of political office.

We like to keep our planets clean.

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 10:20:54 PM

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I admire your stance, Azonier. You are a fastidious alien.

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 11:50:10 PM

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Rule,

There is a vast difference between noise and music.

http://www.ted.com/talks/lang/en/robert_gupta.html

http://brain.oxfordjournals.org/content/129/10/2528.full

That you don't know the joy of it and it's essential connection to humanity and beauty is such a sad thing for you... but since you are the one with the problem, and not us, wouldn't the simplest solution be for you to go there...or anywhere else of your choosing where there isn't any [music]?

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/18/2012 11:50:54 PM

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I appreciate (and expect!) your admiration.
I am a (lessor) god, after all.
Pay attention hoomans! ::This:: ^ is how you treat a (lessor) god.
For your attention to detail and your good taste, you may keep your nose forever. (or until I get pissed at you, whichever one comes first)
Carry on...

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/19/2012 12:00:24 AM

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Try and make me leave.

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/19/2012 12:04:58 AM

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All the hotties are in outer space.
Trust me.
I'm an alien.
And of course, a (lessor) god.
Despite all rumours (and movies) to the contrary, Earth girls are definitely ::not:: easy.

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/19/2012 12:20:53 AM

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CUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *tacklehugs and love to you both*

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RE: I wanna introduce a law to extradite all musicians ... - 1/19/2012 1:41:18 AM

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There is a vast difference between noise and music.

Feel free to explain the difference to the endorphine addicted noise junkies. Addiction changes the brain. Such addicts can no longer be called human, for their addiction has turned them into immoral animals.

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That you don't know the joy of it and it's essential connection to humanity and beauty is such a sad thing for you...

Well, that is a tiny part of the price I have had to pay for by an act of the Divine becoming a more - and less - than human super-genius. Verily, after I had 'died' all that I had to look forward to, my sole beacon of hope in the bleakest existence, was the music that I loved and the dancing that I excelled in. And then, when there finally after the longest wait there was music and dance, to experience that the connection with the music was gone, that you were not dancing, but merely moving, you cannot imagine - even if you tried for millions of years - my bottomless disappointment; it hit me hard, extremely hard.

I can appreciate music for its beauty, but no, I cannot enjoy it.

But this is not about me, its is about noise trolls and the musicians who provide them with their society devastating and people destroying drug.

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