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What happens when an irresistible force meets an immove... - 1/18/2012 11:08:00 PM   
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RE: What happens when an irresistible force meets an im... - 1/18/2012 11:11:42 PM   
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RE: What happens when an irresistible force meets an im... - 1/19/2012 2:56:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		No force is irresistible. No object is immovable.

Thus, it is not a case of a question without an answer.

It is, rather, a case of the answer being that there is no question.

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RE: What happens when an irresistible force meets an im... - 1/19/2012 3:04:23 AM   
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Status: offline 		I would have thought that when an immovable object and an irresistable force met they would both get their asses kicked by a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

After all the only reason we can't find the Higgs Boson is that Chuck Norris has yet to give his permission.

Gravity is only the universes second most powerful force, after a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

The big bang happened because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing at all.

I think I'll stop now.

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RE: What happens when an irresistible force meets an im... - 1/19/2012 3:07:18 AM   
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Status: offline 		In the Marvel universe Thor's hammer is the irresistible force. If I recall correctly, it once struck an immovable object made of adamantium. According to Wikipedia - now back online again after the SOPA blackout - the hammer dented the adamantium.

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RE: What happens when an irresistible force meets an im... - 1/19/2012 3:13:04 AM   
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ORIGINAL: PolyIrishMiss
I would have thought that when an immovable object and an irresistable force met they would both get their asses kicked by a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

After all the only reason we can't find the Higgs Boson is that Chuck Norris has yet to give his permission.

Gravity is only the universes second most powerful force, after a roundhouse kick from Chuck Norris.

The big bang happened because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked nothing at all.

I think I'll stop now.

Where have you been all my life? I am nearly as interesting as Chuck Norris: I recreated the Universe after he destroyed it with a roundhouse kick.

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RE: What happens when an irresistible force meets an im... - 1/19/2012 5:15:36 AM   
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RE: What happens when an irresistible force meets an im... - 1/19/2012 6:15:12 AM   
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RE: What happens when an irresistible force meets an im... - 1/19/2012 7:00:33 AM   
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Status: offline 		When an irresistable force meets an unmovable object you will discover that... one of the two things was not what you thought it was.  Which is why we are going to sue the manufacturers of that diaphram. 



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RE: What happens when an irresistible force meets an im... - 1/19/2012 7:06:05 AM   
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RE: What happens when an irresistible force meets an im... - 1/19/2012 3:50:59 PM   
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ORIGINAL: FrostedFlake

No force is irresistible. No object is immovable.

Thus, it is not a case of a question without an answer.

It is, rather, a case of the answer being that there is no question.


There are no friction-less planes either, but sometimes it's nice/convenient to wonder : p

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RE: What happens when an irresistible force meets an im... - 1/19/2012 3:52:17 PM   
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RE: What happens when an irresistible force meets an im... - 1/19/2012 6:17:41 PM   
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