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Hi All Uk Northwest Based. - 1/19/2012 5:28:54 PM

HumanToiletJoe

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hi all, i am joey, 23 years old, from the wirral, in northwest england UK.
i wish to be a woman's toilet. either in her home or just as weekend use.
i love girls using me as their toilet its the best.
PM me if interested.

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RE: Hi All Uk Northwest Based. - 1/19/2012 5:49:12 PM

Fornica

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Hi Joe!!! Welcome to CollarMe!!!! That's either a tiny toilet, or you have a huge face! Kidding, kidding. It's mint.
I hope you find all the crap you're looking for :)

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RE: Hi All Uk Northwest Based. - 1/19/2012 5:52:33 PM

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Welcome to the forums, OP.

Man, I saw that on the scroll and thought it said something about a toilet shaped mint. I really need to get My eyes checked.

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RE: Hi All Uk Northwest Based. - 1/19/2012 5:54:19 PM

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That literally made me laugh out loud..hahahahahaha

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RE: Hi All Uk Northwest Based. - 1/19/2012 6:00:56 PM

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Shhhhhh. Don't tell anybody. Haven't you heard that leather people have *no* sense of humor.

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RE: Hi All Uk Northwest Based. - 1/19/2012 6:09:44 PM

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I was pleasantly surprised ;)

<narrator>...and thus, Ladies and Gentleman, LadyPact and Fornica came to an unspoken understanding, whilst posting together in the original eye of the storm, the introduction section, while a man looked on, from his spot inside a toilet bowl. </narrator>

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RE: Hi All Uk Northwest Based. - 1/19/2012 6:23:48 PM

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Hello, Joey, and welcome to collarme.

With that out of the way, what the heck is a "wirral"? Most of us here don't speak British.

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RE: Hi All Uk Northwest Based. - 1/19/2012 6:54:24 PM

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Hiya, and good luck with that...um you know.

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RE: Hi All Uk Northwest Based. - 1/19/2012 7:20:50 PM

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Please accept my bog standard Collarme welcome.

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RE: Hi All Uk Northwest Based. - 1/20/2012 8:35:58 AM

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Hey Joe, rather you than me buddy boy!

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RE: Hi All Uk Northwest Based. - 1/20/2012 9:33:37 AM

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Welcome

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my name is : bonsh ... jamesh bonsh.
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