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ghostraven -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 1:11:20 AM)

Welcome to Collarme. That being said, I'd sub out to another male before I bowed to a cheap one line like that. No, gents, that was not an invitation.



xxblushesxx -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 2:27:48 AM)

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ORIGINAL: searching4mysir

FR

Welcome Ashley,

May you find the slaves you so richly deserve.

You might wish to place your free ad in Professional Services or in the chatrooms where they do role play. Here we just chat as equals about stuff (kink and nonkink alike)....like in a kink-friendly bar.

As you can probably tell, playing the findomme in here is going to reap you disappointment and ridicule rather than amazon gift cards. The vast majority of us in the forums just don't care what is on your wishlist.




But you care what's in mine, right?
Right?
*hopeful Chrissy*



searching4mysir -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 4:14:45 AM)


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ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

quote:

ORIGINAL: searching4mysir

FR

Welcome Ashley,

May you find the slaves you so richly deserve.

You might wish to place your free ad in Professional Services or in the chatrooms where they do role play. Here we just chat as equals about stuff (kink and nonkink alike)....like in a kink-friendly bar.

As you can probably tell, playing the findomme in here is going to reap you disappointment and ridicule rather than amazon gift cards. The vast majority of us in the forums just don't care what is on your wishlist.




But you care what's in mine, right?
Right?
*hopeful Chrissy*


Of course Chrissy, but that doesn't mean I'm going to get you anything off of it. I already have a Master and he doesn't share [;)]



crazyml -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 4:17:00 AM)

How little?.. do you mean handbag sized or pocket sized?



thishereboi -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 4:26:17 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyAshley24

Where are all the good little slaves at?
At home wanking to your pics. Personally I thought the ones where you are bent over the spreader bar were hot. Not hot enough to pull out my credit card, but still hot.

I want a few things.
Don't we all.

I don't like getting frustrated.
Your in the wrong business then.




xxblushesxx -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 4:35:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: searching4mysir


quote:

ORIGINAL: xxblushesxx

quote:

ORIGINAL: searching4mysir

FR

Welcome Ashley,

May you find the slaves you so richly deserve.

You might wish to place your free ad in Professional Services or in the chatrooms where they do role play. Here we just chat as equals about stuff (kink and nonkink alike)....like in a kink-friendly bar.

As you can probably tell, playing the findomme in here is going to reap you disappointment and ridicule rather than amazon gift cards. The vast majority of us in the forums just don't care what is on your wishlist.




But you care what's in mine, right?
Right?
*hopeful Chrissy*


Of course Chrissy, but that doesn't mean I'm going to get you anything off of it. I already have a Master and he doesn't share [;)]



Oh sure. Not right now, of course. But maybe someday you might want to, I mean, it's not even my birthday yet, but it's coming up and stuff, and I just thought maybe someday, perhaps?

*optimist Chrissy*



OohAahMrs -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 7:45:36 AM)

Welcome ash, i'm sure you'll find plenty. Ahh, it's a funny old world!



shylilbear -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 9:14:08 AM)

*pulls out my list of personal attributes*

Little......nope
Slave.....nope.
Good.....That's totally subjective I suppose. If your idea of good is to bow down before you and jump to fullfill your every wish and whim.....then no I wouldn't qualify as being good.


Good luck in your search though. I'm sure you'll find exactly the kind of slave a Domme like you deserves.



stellauk -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 9:49:55 AM)

Welcome Lady Ashley..

And now we are all congregated we will now turn to Hymn 84 of the CollarMe Hymnbook

Amazing Slaves

Amazing slaves how sweet the dosh
That saved a girl like me
I once was skint
But now I'm flush
Was 'nilla but now I'm domme

T'was slaves that bought
My underwear
And slaves my phone
Topped up
How precious did that
Slaves appeared
And payments I first
Received

Through many wannabes
Trolls and fakes
I have already come
T'was slaves that brought
My presence here
But sadly now
They're all gone

When I came here to Collarme
I know the slaves will come
I hope you like the photos of my rack
They look much better than my bum

Amazing slaves how sweet the dosh
That saved a girl like me
I once was skint
But now I'm flush
Was 'nilla but now I'm domme

Amen.



GreedyTop -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 9:53:22 AM)

DAMMIT, STella!! LMAO!!

(I'll never hear that song the same again... *sigh*. *perks* I'll stick with the duo of bagpipes version!!)



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 9:53:33 AM)

Any reason this ash bint has gone quiet? Hope she is OK.



poise -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 9:53:52 AM)

**falls of chair in a fit of hysterical laughter**

I will blame you if there is any bruising, Stella!



ResidentSadist -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 5:06:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyAshley24
Where are all the good little slaves at? ...

I have them all.  Only the good big slaves are left.



NyxPontia -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/21/2012 6:58:13 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyAshley24
Where are all the good little slaves at? ...

I have them all.  Only the good big slaves are left.



How big are W/we talking about? And big where? That's important! [8D]



ResidentSadist -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/22/2012 12:30:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: stellauk
Amazing Slaves

Amazing slaves how sweet the dosh ..........

Amen.

Amen!



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/22/2012 3:46:55 AM)

Ladies n gennnnlmen Elvis has left the building.



tazzygirl -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/22/2012 7:01:28 AM)

~slash speak is so annoying~

OP... Lady? Really?

Ahem

Speaking on behalf of the good little slaves of CM (I am the unofficial spokesperson for the moment) We would like to direct your attention to the following...

http://encyclopediadramatica.ch/GoddessMine

Do not read that as an accusation... its more our public service announcement. [:D]

Please, do enjoy your day.



Clickofheels -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/22/2012 7:20:01 AM)


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ORIGINAL: bighappygoth39

Yay! Awesome. Long live the pineapple dance!


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This is so cute!!!! A good portion of what makes this forum so entertaining are the characters you creative people come up with for your posts! Kudos for them all! (Smiles)

Ms Click



Fornica -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/22/2012 7:26:32 AM)

Errrr...Heel? You know those are the ones to the side, right? That everyone has available to them?



Yachtie -> RE: Bow down slaves (1/22/2012 7:36:47 AM)

I love the O/NOs. If I were an English major I might think they were double negatives.



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