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do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 2:13:51 AM   
wendimt


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Status: offline 		im seeking for real sadist misstress with no mercy.. but i wanna know what should i do or what will 'u do to me.. my lady.. please msg me
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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 2:16:43 AM   
crazyml


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Status: offline 		You might begin by writing the word "Mistress" out one thousand times.

Pay attention to the spelling.

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 2:29:05 AM   
GreedyTop


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Status: offline 		Dood, go read the FAQs in the Mistress section. Then read them again. Keep reading them over and over until you understand them.

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 5:25:18 AM   
LadyHibiscus


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Status: offline 		The OP has brought the funny. It's a stale funny, like when your 8 yr old offers you something from a joke book, but it's funny.

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 5:49:39 AM   
SadisticMs2


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quote:

ORIGINAL: wendimt

im seeking for real sadist misstress with no mercy.. but i wanna know what should i do or what will 'u do to me.. my lady.. please msg me



You and every other inexperienced uneducated clueless newb submissive promise this.

The only thing it says about you is that you're an inexperienced uneducated clueless newb submissive who has no clue what he's talking about.

Does it work in your real life to walk up to a woman you don't know, throw yourself at her feet and beg for sex? If you're not sure, try it some time.

Once you've recovered from your black eye and utter humiliation, have a long think about how to treat a woman, how to talk to a woman. Then educate yourself.

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 5:50:50 AM   
mummyman321


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Dood, go read the FAQs in the Mistress section. Then read them again. Keep reading them over and over until you understand them.


Greedy, you know us guys never read the directions or ask for directions!

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 6:06:59 AM   
Madame4a


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Status: offline 		hmm... anything huh?

so I can put ground glass into your eyes? or at least one of them...

and I can shave you, tie you up naked outside your place of employment?

hmmm... oh... the possibilities of "whatever" are endless...

might wanna rethink that

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When I dream, I'm doing you all night
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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 6:12:19 AM   
GreedyTop


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ORIGINAL: mummyman321


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

Dood, go read the FAQs in the Mistress section. Then read them again. Keep reading them over and over until you understand them.


Greedy, you know us guys never read the directions or ask for directions!


*snort*!!


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polysnortatious
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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 6:25:18 AM   
tazzygirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: wendimt

im seeking for real sadist misstress with no mercy.. but i wanna know what should i do or what will 'u do to me.. my lady.. please msg me


My only comment is...

You have NO idea what women are capable of.

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 6:30:11 AM   
Fornica


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You said you'd do whatever we say, so go. Go do it.
Go on.

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 6:38:26 AM   
Madame4a


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really really sadistic... he found the right one...

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But you f*ck so good, I'm on top of it
When I dream, I'm doing you all night
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 6:39:32 AM   
mummyman321


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quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: wendimt

im seeking for real sadist misstress with no mercy.. but i wanna know what should i do or what will 'u do to me.. my lady.. please msg me


My only comment is...

You have NO idea what women are capable of.


Some of us do know

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 6:42:53 AM   
Yachtie


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ORIGINAL: mummyman321


quote:

ORIGINAL: tazzygirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: wendimt

im seeking for real sadist misstress with no mercy.. but i wanna know what should i do or what will 'u do to me.. my lady.. please msg me


My only comment is...

You have NO idea what women are capable of.


Some of us do know


That's why I renamed my TomTom JillJill.

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 7:05:49 AM   
OohAahMrs


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Status: offline 		Gosh, how about she chops your balls off!

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 7:50:34 AM   
SadisticMs2


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ORIGINAL: OohAahMrs

Gosh, how about she chops your balls off!



She could, but really....what would be left to slam repeatedly in the car door then douse with kerosene and set on fire?

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 7:55:14 AM   
MissImmortalPain


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Status: offline 		No, no, it's ...How about I chop your head off and stick it on a pike in my front yard(if you piss me off) I ask that of everyone that sends me a "I have no limits" msg. You would be shocked how many of them don't write me back.

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 8:13:05 AM   
Delilya


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Status: offline 		Oh goody, another death and dismemberment sub. And just when the garden is starting to fill up.

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 8:55:14 AM   
GreedyTop


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From: Savannah, GA
Status: offline 		hey, Delilya.. think swamps and such!!

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polysnortatious
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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 9:08:21 AM   
Hillwilliam


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Status: offline 		They're all "no limit subs" until you break out the circular saw..

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RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. - 1/23/2012 9:34:27 AM   
ElanSubdued


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quote:

Hillwilliam:
They're all "no limit subs" until you break out the circular saw...


Bad Dom!  You gots to be nice to dose submitives if you wantses dem to last.  Geesh.  Duh!  Everyone knows ya start with a slow warm-up first.

Try the circular sander with metal-grade, pipe fitter's sandpaper.  Or, if you don't have the right sandpaper, use a drill instead and drill some holes... in the scalp.  Either works.  For a slow bleed.

Repeat after me, three times:

Dismemberment comes after the warm-up.
Dismemberment comes after the warm-up
Dismemberment comes after the warm-up.

Now break out the tools.  Go to it, Skippy!




< Message edited by ElanSubdued -- 1/23/2012 9:37:13 AM >

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