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Ninebelowzero -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/23/2012 9:47:10 AM)

Awwww c'mon ladies he just needs a damned good fisting:-)




bighappygoth39 -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/23/2012 9:51:20 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

Awwww c'mon ladies he just needs a damned good fisting:-)


In the face? I'll get me knuckle duster...

I wonder if he'd enjoy having a dildo wrapped in barbed wire inserted? [;)]




Ninebelowzero -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/23/2012 10:13:10 AM)

hahahaha what makes me laugh about these chimps is that I got invited to a pro dommes party, she specialises in CP & I was shit scared going there. Felt buzzy as hell afterwards but boy the nerves prior. Once they finally get someone who says yes these nuts will run like fuck.




hangemhigh1953 -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/23/2012 11:56:25 AM)

How about if one of you ladies moves in with him and forces him to abstain from all BDSM activities for the rest of his life? Think he'll find that hot?




Ninebelowzero -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/23/2012 12:55:02 PM)

You are a damned sadist.




NyxPontia -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/23/2012 1:28:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: hangemhigh1953

How about if one of you ladies moves in with him and forces him to abstain from all BDSM activities for the rest of his life? Think he'll find that hot?


Can that be made into a hard limit? Cause it's kind of wordy [8D]




MissImmortalPain -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/23/2012 3:54:32 PM)

Actually I did that. Well add no sexual activity to no bdsm. He didn't stay very long.




NyxPontia -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/23/2012 3:56:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MissImmortalPain

Actually I did that. Well add no sexual activity to no bdsm. He didn't stay very long.


I can't imagine why.




amaidiamond -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/23/2012 4:01:03 PM)

YOu want women to write to you telling you what they will do to you as you are no limits?

Ok here goes:

I will have you clean my living room, kitchen and bathroom.
Afterwards you will clean out my animals, scrub my floors and touch up the decorating in my living room.
You will mend all my fet wear that is getting worse for wear, and polish my shoes.

After all this you will go shopping for me and fill my cupboards with yummy noms

Ooooh and must not forget the sex part.... I will put porn on in the background so you know what you are not getting..






Lockit -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/23/2012 4:03:42 PM)

No limits= Yawn...




Delilya -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/23/2012 4:05:53 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

hey, Delilya.. think swamps and such!!


I know. What with the Okefenokee so handy and all. Gators make the best clean up crew...ever.




VaguelyCurious -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/24/2012 4:23:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

The OP has brought the funny. It's a stale funny, like when your 8 yr old offers you something from a joke book, but it's funny.


Heyyyyy! Those jokes aren't stale!

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What do you call a ballet-dancing chicken?

A hentertainer!

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What did the Transylvanian policeman say to his stomach?

You're under a-vest!

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You laughed, I know you did.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/24/2012 4:29:20 AM)

Of course I laughed! Funny is funny!




LaTigresse -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/24/2012 8:13:13 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hangemhigh1953

How about if one of you ladies moves in with him and forces him to abstain from all BDSM activities for the rest of his life? Think he'll find that hot?


Actually........the moving in with him part, would make me both a masochist and a sadist.

I am VERY picky who I shack up with. And.......I believe I am very difficult to live with.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/24/2012 8:17:11 AM)

I believe LaT is very difficult to live with, too! [:D]




mummyman321 -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/24/2012 1:21:10 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

quote:

ORIGINAL: hangemhigh1953

How about if one of you ladies moves in with him and forces him to abstain from all BDSM activities for the rest of his life? Think he'll find that hot?


Actually........the moving in with him part, would make me both a masochist and a sadist.

I am VERY picky who I shack up with. And.......I believe I am very difficult to live with.



Don't you mean SHACKLE up with?[8D]




kalikshama -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/24/2012 2:40:46 PM)

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Ooooh and must not forget the sex part.... I will put porn on in the background so you know what you are not getting..


SADIST!




Delilya -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/24/2012 2:45:31 PM)

Where is the dear boy? I thought he wanted to play.




NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/24/2012 4:54:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: wendimt

im seeking for real sadist misstress with no mercy.. but i wanna know what should i do or what will 'u do to me.. my lady.. please msg me

Okay, I really think this is either a personals ad in the forum side and/or someone just looking for wank material, but I'll take a crack at it anyway.

First, you need to learn how to spell "Mistress" right. Write it out 100, oh hell no, 1000 times until you get it right. If you make a mistake partway down the list, you have to start all over again. hehe

Then, as my profile says "Don't tell me you have no limits. Everyone, and I do mean everyone, has some kind of boundaries and limits. If you claim you don't, believe me I will find them."

As for what I would do to someone like you, hehe, that's for me to know and you to find out when it actually happens. Not before. See, making someone squirm with a good mindfuck can be sadistic and hella fun too.

NBMG




Politesub53 -> RE: do whatever u wanna to me.. (1/24/2012 4:56:40 PM)

Thats the trouble with you girlies....you are just too damn picky. [8D]




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