RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN!

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DBWhiskey -> RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:14:55 PM)
And that's the way we like our men, like Ray Mears! 1) Ray Mears knows a helluva lot about indigenous people, their cultures, their crafts. 2) Ray Mears knows a helluva lot about history. 3) Ray Mears is AWESOME at talking. 4) Ray Mears is simultaneously disgustingly fat AND in amazing shape. 5) Ray Mears is friends with everyone. Am I right? I am.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:19:40 PM)
Who is Ray Mears? Yes I COULD google him but hey, you started the thread.

DBWhiskey -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:22:12 PM)
I don't care who you're talking about, Ray Mears is better. I mean what is founding the modern automobile industry next to making a DAMN BIRCHBARK CANOE!? I'm serious, consider your life, look at it long and hard.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:22:23 PM)
Okay, I googled him. Manly, and evidently, GINGE. So he is okayness. I bet he has some reallly nice knives, too.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:23:47 PM)
I am way impressed with those who enjoy the outdoors. I enjoy watching them from the comfort of my bed. Did you know I have a heated mattress pad?

DBWhiskey -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:26:08 PM)
Excellent point lady in the back! I can't quite make you out, but I'm sure you're interesting. He has amazing knives. At one point he taught Ewan Macgregor to sharpen a machete using only a split log and chrushed quartz, in the deep jungle of columbia! YES!!!! And no, you will never be as awesome as him, I don't care how often you claim you can lift a car. No, you have been shouted down sir. Good day to you!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:27:18 PM)
Was he naked? I would like to be naked in the woods with Ewan McGregor if I had a lot of DEET. Like a gallon or so.

DBWhiskey -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:28:32 PM)
Ewan Macgregor is always naked, in his being, as you know I'm sure. I did not know you had a heated mattress pad, it sounds delightful. Were you aware that Ray Mears IS a heated mattress pad? And he is SO skillful with his hands!

LadyHibiscus -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:29:39 PM)
He sounds more alluring by the minute! He was wearing a cunning hat in his Wikipedia entry.

DBWhiskey -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:31:24 PM)
I want that rotamovibrating multi-attachment thing in your profile. Please provide funds for me to purchase it from a store. Ray mears is an expert with a bow and arrow, an expert tracker, an expert MAN! He is also remarkably tall. You should listen to him speak.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:32:55 PM)
I am attracted to the freakishly tall. They can reach high shelves easily. I got my coffpaintstrippercoff from ebay at a very reasonable price.

DBWhiskey -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:34:19 PM)
Would you like to see my favorite knife? Ray Mears' love of knife-oriented woodcraft inspired me to purchase it. I keep it exceptionally sharp and use it regularly.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:35:35 PM)
I am sure that your knife is sharp and pointy. Actually that is my little sig line on one of the doll boards, "sharp and pointy" the other is "running with scissors".

DBWhiskey -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:37:28 PM)
Sharp and pointy, just like Ray Mears! No, no, you've got it- what? Not even close. No he loves bears... yes. Good point.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:38:58 PM)
Bears are good eating, I hear. I don't know, I don't have a big freezer. I want a pelt for a bed cover, though.

DBWhiskey -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:39:22 PM)
Consider the following: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tUUctg6dfk LISTEN TO HIS VOICE AND THE CONFIDENCE OF HIS EXPERTISE!!!

DBWhiskey -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:42:21 PM)
Enchanted, yes? Nothing is better than Ray Mears.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:45:06 PM)
He is very burly and talented!!

DBWhiskey -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:48:04 PM)
LadyHibiscus, you are a dream. As there cannot be any further argument, I here rest my case.

LadyHibiscus -> RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! (1/23/2012 4:48:11 PM)
Alas, it's time for me to go home. This has been MOST EDIFYING! I will think of this burly gingerman as I fondle my knives.

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