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RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:14:55 PM   
DBWhiskey


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Status: offline 		And that's the way we like our men, like Ray Mears!

1) Ray Mears knows a helluva lot about indigenous people, their cultures, their crafts.
2) Ray Mears knows a helluva lot about history.
3) Ray Mears is AWESOME at talking.
4) Ray Mears is simultaneously disgustingly fat AND in amazing shape.
5) Ray Mears is friends with everyone.

Am I right?

I am.
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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:19:40 PM   
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Status: offline 		Who is Ray Mears? Yes I COULD google him but hey, you started the thread.

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:22:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		I don't care who you're talking about, Ray Mears is better. I mean what is founding the modern automobile industry next to making a DAMN BIRCHBARK CANOE!? I'm serious, consider your life, look at it long and hard.

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:22:23 PM   
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Status: offline 		Okay, I googled him. Manly, and evidently, GINGE.

So he is okayness. I bet he has some reallly nice knives, too.

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:23:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		I am way impressed with those who enjoy the outdoors. I enjoy watching them from the comfort of my bed. Did you know I have a heated mattress pad?

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:26:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		Excellent point lady in the back! I can't quite make you out, but I'm sure you're interesting. He has amazing knives. At one point he taught Ewan Macgregor to sharpen a machete using only a split log and chrushed quartz, in the deep jungle of columbia! YES!!!!

And no, you will never be as awesome as him, I don't care how often you claim you can lift a car. No, you have been shouted down sir. Good day to you!

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:27:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		Was he naked? I would like to be naked in the woods with Ewan McGregor if I had a lot of DEET. Like a gallon or so.

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:28:32 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ewan Macgregor is always naked, in his being, as you know I'm sure. I did not know you had a heated mattress pad, it sounds delightful. Were you aware that Ray Mears IS a heated mattress pad? And he is SO skillful with his hands!

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:29:39 PM   
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Status: offline 		He sounds more alluring by the minute! He was wearing a cunning hat in his Wikipedia entry.

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:31:24 PM   
DBWhiskey


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Status: offline 		I want that rotamovibrating multi-attachment thing in your profile. Please provide funds for me to purchase it from a store.

Ray mears is an expert with a bow and arrow, an expert tracker, an expert MAN! He is also remarkably tall. You should listen to him speak.

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:32:55 PM   
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Status: offline 		I am attracted to the freakishly tall. They can reach high shelves easily.

I got my *coffpaintstrippercoff* from ebay at a very reasonable price.

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:34:19 PM   
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Status: offline 		Would you like to see my favorite knife? Ray Mears' love of knife-oriented woodcraft inspired me to purchase it. I keep it exceptionally sharp and use it regularly.

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:35:35 PM   
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Status: offline 		I am sure that your knife is sharp and pointy. Actually that is my little sig line on one of the doll boards, "sharp and pointy" the other is "running with scissors".

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:37:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		Sharp and pointy, just like Ray Mears! No, no, you've got it- what? Not even close. No he loves bears... yes. Good point.

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:38:58 PM   
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Status: offline 		Bears are good eating, I hear. I don't know, I don't have a big freezer. I want a pelt for a bed cover, though.

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:39:22 PM   
DBWhiskey


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Status: offline 		Consider the following:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tUUctg6dfk

LISTEN TO HIS VOICE AND THE CONFIDENCE OF HIS EXPERTISE!!!

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:42:21 PM   
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Status: offline 		Enchanted, yes? Nothing is better than Ray Mears.

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:45:06 PM   
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Status: offline 		He is very burly and talented!!

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:48:04 PM   
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Status: offline 		LadyHibiscus, you are a dream. As there cannot be any further argument, I here rest my case.

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RE: RAY MEARS IS A DAMN MAN! - 1/23/2012 4:48:11 PM   
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Status: offline 		Alas, it's time for me to go home. This has been MOST EDIFYING! I will think of this burly gingerman as I fondle my knives.

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