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Fornica -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:09:32 PM)

Oh! Well, I best go buy one.




mnottertail -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:12:47 PM)

brrrrrruuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmm, ringa linga linga linga ling....

I got this gas Stihl chainsaw model right here, only used once.....




Lucylastic -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:12:47 PM)

http://www.pipedreamproducts.com/showdetail-20b2.php?Full_Number=RD162&info_tab=4#detailbox
very little on instructions, but here ya go:)




mnottertail -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:14:46 PM)

I would think a warm olive oil or a vaseline applied around the rim would help keep it properly attached when the bronco starts a bucking, neh?




ResidentSadist -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:17:22 PM)

More pussy pump advice...
Don't stick the cup on your face and play like you're a patient.  It's not good and way beyond hypoxia/asphyxiation.
Speaking of ass-fixations, don't sit on it either.  You'll get shitty results.

Do buy the breast cup attachments.  20 minutes a day for a few weeks and you'll be a genuine dairy hucow.






Lucylastic -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:17:50 PM)

Depends Ron, it does/can help
butttttttt in my NSHE it slides around too much if you add even just a tad tooo much:)
Beware of fanny farting too




xXLithiumXx -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:21:35 PM)

I have to ask...does it not swell on it's own? When you get excited...cos...

I thought they all did...




Lucylastic -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:22:32 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

More pussy pump advice...
Don't stick the cup on your face and play like you're a patient.  It's not good and way beyond hypoxia/asphyxiation.
Speaking of ass-fixations, don't sit on it either.  You'll get shitty results.

Do buy the breast cup attachments.  20 minutes a day for a few weeks and you'll be a genuine dairy hucow.




Don't stick the cup on your face and play like you're a patient.  It's not good and way beyond hypoxia/asphyxiation.

LMAO Pics please, Im crying here at the visual!!!!




xXLithiumXx -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:23:51 PM)

My poor little brain.

I have never heard of one of these.

And I worked in a porn store for a year.

Maybe its the region I am in.

We had Penis Pumps. Those I understand...which, did you know those are even covered by state medical insurance?




Lucylastic -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:23:58 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx

I have to ask...does it not swell on it's own? When you get excited...cos...

I thought they all did...

youve seen pics of baboons with BIG shiny rears havent you??
imagine that...its beyond flush:) hehe




JanahX -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:24:28 PM)

NO... that happens with female (dog) bitches in heat!

Then again ... Ive seen some pretty nasty cunts hangin' at the chimpanzee exhibit at the Houston Zoo. That shit is weird looking.




xXLithiumXx -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:26:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX

NO... that happens with female (dog) bitches in heat!

Then again ... Ive seen some pretty nasty cunts hangin' at the chimpanzee exhibit at the Houston Zoo. That shit is weird looking.




Um...

My vagina swells when I get excited, or when I have sex. Not like OMG THATS A HUGE FUCKIN PUSSY...but...the labia gets fuller and post coitus it is swollen...

Now I feel like a total freak...and I am going back to my cave.




Lucylastic -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:26:44 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX

NO... that happens with female (dog) bitches in heat!

Then again ... Ive seen some pretty nasty cunts hangin' at the chimpanzee exhibit at the Houston Zoo. That shit is weird looking.

I have NEVER been to the Houston zoo!!!!!




mnottertail -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:27:10 PM)

It does; barring any physical limitations, but a reason for whipping ass and a reason for nurturing alotta blood to the lower regions is the allegory of a very stiff prick, and recognizing, relating, assimilating and acting on that phenomenon.  Girls can be taught to think with their little head too!!!!




JanahX -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:38:33 PM)

Here's what youre missing. Except the one I saw was practically dragging on the ground.
quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic


quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX

NO... that happens with female (dog) bitches in heat!

Then again ... Ive seen some pretty nasty cunts hangin' at the chimpanzee exhibit at the Houston Zoo. That shit is weird looking.

I have NEVER been to the Houston zoo!!!!!





xXLithiumXx -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:41:22 PM)

My vag does NOT look like a baboons ass. The labia just gets thicker.





Lucylastic -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:42:26 PM)

LOL IM not lookin, IM NOT LOOKING!!!!!!!
AAARDVARK!!!!!!!!!!![:D][:D][:D][:D]




mnottertail -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:42:31 PM)

No takers on the Stihl?

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xXLithiumXx -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:48:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

LOL IM not lookin, IM NOT LOOKING!!!!!!!
AAARDVARK!!!!!!!!!!![:D][:D][:D][:D]




I am more than willing to post a pic. Lol.

In all honesty...a vag is a vag.





mnottertail -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:52:29 PM)

I am Josephines vagina.

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