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JanahX -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:53:11 PM)

Sometimes ... on a good day, you can see the lower rank male chimps find a frog or toad and fuck its mouth.



Lucylastic -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:53:26 PM)

I dont like anyones vag but mine, which is ironic when you consider I do what I do.
I know what a pump does to mine, I enjoy it, now Ive figured how it works, but I prefer the clit one, personally.
I was gonna suggest *generally* to google pussy pumping on google then look for images, with safe search off.
Some are prettier than others:), a bit like dicks.



xXLithiumXx -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:54:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I am Josephines vagina.

[image]local://upfiles/61037/8A985A15F0FD415B882925D0341F59F2.jpg[/image]



That is so seriously fucked up.

Whoa.




xXLithiumXx -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:57:03 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

I dont like anyones vag but mine, which is ironic when you consider I do what I do.
I know what a pump does to mine, I enjoy it, now Ive figured how it works, but I prefer the clit one, personally.
I was gonna suggest *generally* to google pussy pumping on google then look for images, with safe search off.
Some are prettier than others:), a bit like dicks.



Oh, yeah, like I said, I worked in a porn store forever. I know some are way nicer looking than others.

Ron's example below is alll fucked up and there is a wrongness there that I just do not understand..

I like vagina's. I really do. I dunno if I am BI per say, just because sleeping with women isn't really my deal...but...whatever.

Now I wanna try a clit pump.



Clickofheels -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 2:58:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

Naughty pussies are a nightmare! They can cause untold damage.

Try smacking its nose with a rolled-up newspaper. [8|]



OMG!!!! I am hysterical over that comment, myotherself!! Toooo funny!



Clickofheels -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 3:05:22 PM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

No takers on the Stihl?

[image]local://upfiles/61037/5F0343BC54844E559432487CEB404D3D.gif[/image]



Not only do I have my own Stihl, I also happen to own a Craftsman, as well. So there! :P



Clickofheels -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 3:08:34 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I am Josephines vagina.

[image]local://upfiles/61037/8A985A15F0FD415B882925D0341F59F2.jpg[/image]



That is so seriously fucked up.

Whoa.





Yes. I'm afraid that's a bit over the top for me as well....



Lucylastic -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 3:14:22 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX

Sometimes ... on a good day, you can see the lower rank male chimps find a frog or toad and fuck its mouth.

LOL ahuh I seed that tooo, I dont know if Ive recovered yet.



SailingBum -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 3:53:00 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I am Josephines vagina.

[image]local://upfiles/61037/8A985A15F0FD415B882925D0341F59F2.jpg[/image]



Dude!!! That is just WRONG on so many lvls. On second thought it's still wrong... But I'd still tap it Smirk

BadOne



Fornica -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 5:31:34 PM)

I keep picturing a bicycle pump.



ResidentSadist -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 6:09:04 PM)

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ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx
quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX

NO... that happens with female (dog) bitches in heat!

Then again ... Ive seen some pretty nasty cunts hangin' at the chimpanzee exhibit at the Houston Zoo. That shit is weird looking.




Um...

My vagina swells when I get excited, or when I have sex. Not like OMG THATS A HUGE FUCKIN PUSSY...but...the labia gets fuller and post coitus it is swollen...

Now I feel like a total freak...and I am going back to my cave.

The pussy pump has a cup, like a converted nose & mouth oxygen mask.  It's a rounded v shape.  The swelling it produces from the vacuum can be a %100 increase in size or more.  It makes you want to say "OMG THATS A HUGE FUCKIN PUSSY".



xssve -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 6:19:30 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I am Josephines vagina.

[image]local://upfiles/61037/8A985A15F0FD415B882925D0341F59F2.jpg[/image]
Sweet.



Fornica -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 6:49:22 PM)

I've never thought of vag's as scary before this thread.



DBWhiskey -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/25/2012 7:29:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: xXLithiumXx

I have to ask...does it not swell on it's own? When you get excited...cos...

I thought they all did...


They don't all lithium, but in my experience it's not uncommon. I've known three girls whose pussies noticeably changed shape when they were excited, depending on how excited they were.

One of them, if it had been a while for her and I really put my work in, it would almost seem like it was reaching out for penis, swelling out a half inch or more and sort of unfolding/opening.

Don't worry, you're fine.



xssve -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/26/2012 8:23:48 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Fornica

I've never thought of vag's as scary before this thread.
Don't be afraid of the dark.



LillyBoPeep -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/26/2012 9:24:20 PM)

That screaming vagingus looks awful. :p and honestly, a little smelly.

Annyway, pumps work differently on different people. If you have labia that protrude, you'll get some interesting results. My chickparts are secreted away and don't really change drastically - at least ot at this point. Still, it feels awesome, and makes things super sensitive. If you have a mechaical pump with a safety valve, you can rapidly close and open the valve - awesome sensation. :p
Pumps are snazzy.
Direct clit pumping gets super bitey for me super quick, though.



kjade -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/26/2012 9:29:27 PM)


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ORIGINAL: xssve

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I am Josephines vagina.

[image]local://upfiles/61037/8A985A15F0FD415B882925D0341F59F2.jpg[/image]
Sweet.



That has to be one of the funniest pics I have ever seen. Fuckin ^5



kjade -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/26/2012 9:37:21 PM)

Seriously seeing pussies on porn and such I was always jealous of the pretty pussies that were all tucked in and the neither parts were small and cute. My labia and clit is rather large and now I thank god, Buddha, Allah who the fuck ever cause I am super sensitive and have the easiest and best orgasms . In the end I fucking win. Lmao



Justyourpet -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/27/2012 1:24:39 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I am Josephines vagina.

[image]local://upfiles/61037/8A985A15F0FD415B882925D0341F59F2.jpg[/image]


Was at work when I saw this...I was seriously about to cry lmfao i love you



kizzy101 -> RE: pussy pump advice (1/27/2012 5:08:28 AM)

oh me oh my ..what have a started ? pmsl



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