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ArtCatDom -> He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 8:28:35 AM)
http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/05/30/man_severs_penis_to_prove_faithfulness/ meow

pahunkboy -> RE: He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 8:37:21 AM)
I hope this doesnt start a trend. I like my equipment. ;-0

NakedOnMyChain -> RE: He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 8:41:40 AM)
Ummm... wow. For once I don't have anything smart-assed to say. That's just too... wrong.

ArtCatDom -> RE: He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 8:45:14 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain Ummm... wow. For once I don't have anything smart-assed to say. That's just too... wrong. Wow! I found something to stun you out of sarcasm!? I should win a prize! [:D] meow

pahunkboy -> RE: He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 8:46:43 AM)
Funny he presumes modern medicine can attach it. [in all cases] He proved nothing. Only that he doesnt mind if he has a penis, or not. What woman wants a man with no penis? I better not ask that...lol. Roses will do, at least they should. :-) smiles

Wulfchyld -> RE: He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 9:05:10 AM)
Wow! Talk about cutting off your nose to spite your face.

zumala -> RE: He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 9:09:29 AM)
blinks ... I'm not sure what to say either. That's really messed up. zuma

MistressLorelei -> RE: He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 9:17:28 AM)
He could have just bought a chastity device. It's hard to feel sorry for someone who would do something that stupid.

mistoferin -> RE: He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 9:25:12 AM)
A few years back there was a man who lived just down the street who cut his testicles off with a pair of scissors. He staged the scene and told paramedics and police that two men broke in and did it to him. When the police didn't believe him he finally broke down and confessed that he had done it because he had cheated on his wife numerous times and she had finally left him. He felt guilty over the cheating but didn't think he could stop. Thinking that his cheating was hormonally inspired he thought that removing his testicles would "cure" him and that his wife would take him back. He ended up getting to stay in the mental hospital for awhile and his wife divorced him. Go figure.

SweetSarijane -> RE: He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 9:29:36 AM)
That is just so messed up. I'm just sitting here shaking my head and speechless.

Lordandmaster -> RE: He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 9:33:00 AM)
Maybe he didn't really cut off his penis. Maybe he's just diabolically clever and used this ruse to get his wife to stop thinking about how he's been cheating on her all this time.

MHOO314 -> RE: He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 12:11:17 PM)
IMHO, it must have been pretty small to go that quick-- ok ok I had to...

wolffeathers -> RE: He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 12:16:47 PM)
"hunny, look, I'm not cheating. I'll cut my little man off to prove it". "And what? Call me Mrs Bobbit?"

Pavel -> RE: He doth protest too much (6/1/2006 1:58:25 PM)
I used to be surprised by people. Not so much with stories like this floating around. <edited to fix typo> Me so smurt, me go 2 colege!

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