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xssve -> RE: Being pissed on (2/13/2012 6:38:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

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ORIGINAL: xssve

"You may now piss on the bride", lol.


Well, don't forget we're talking of Norway, here.  The vicar, the congregation and even one's soon-to-be in-laws would no doubt look on approvingly. So long as both groom and bride can wash their beards immediately afterwards, I see no harm.  
Oh fuck, I'm there - after that the reception has gotta be off the hook.

Seriously, it actually sounds kind of cool, I mean you kiss all kinds of people, you kiss your mother - how many people do you piss on?

Finding someone to perform the ceremony might be a bit of a trick...



Aswad -> RE: Being pissed on (2/14/2012 11:40:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

I'm with you on this. Incredibly symbolic, incredibly erotic. Pretty hot stuff!


Yeah, piss is a pretty versatile thing. Its uses range from the religious/spiritual to debasement and humiliation, depending on the context and the people involved. I've considered making a thread about different uses, but it's a rather large topic to tackle.

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Well, don't forget we're talking of Norway, here.  The vicar, the congregation and even one's soon-to-be in-laws would no doubt look on approvingly. So long as both groom and bride can wash their beards immediately afterwards, I see no harm.  


Ah, but beards aren't for washing, piss or no piss. They are for lyeing. Hope I got that right- the gerund of the verbification of "lye." How else do you get the ruddy into the blonde (no HA jokes, too obvious)?

Health,
al-Aswad.



Aswad -> RE: Being pissed on (2/14/2012 12:43:16 PM)

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ORIGINAL: xssve

Oh fuck, I'm there - after that the reception has gotta be off the hook.


That would presumably depend on the people involved. Some people like to get tribal, others like to keep things low key. Course, if you've married into the McSwingers clan, it might get a bit over the top, but I'm guessing smart people pick their invitations based on who won't crash the party.

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Seriously, it actually sounds kind of cool, I mean you kiss all kinds of people, you kiss your mother - how many people do you piss on?


Lately, not very many. In one instance, slightly more than a dozen people at once (long story).

But, yes, it clearly distinguishes the whole thing, although I would go with something more along the lines of "you may now claim the bride", or whatever. Adjustments for gender where appropriate. I am inclined to think it makes for something far more memorable than kissing, in any case, and far less venal than a quickie on the altar.

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Finding someone to perform the ceremony might be a bit of a trick...


I'm ordained in one of the free churches, technically speaking. I just have to fill out the paperwork to be able to do the legal parts of it. But that imparts the duty of providing sacraments to anyone eligible that asks, hence I have been putting it off until I'm ready to "open shop", so to speak.

It shouldn't be hard to find someone in your area that would be willing to do it.

Finding a suitable location would probably be harder.

Health,
al-Aswad.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Being pissed on (2/14/2012 1:29:49 PM)

I have never done a wedding that involved body fluids. I am faintly surprised.



Aswad -> RE: Being pissed on (2/14/2012 1:47:59 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

I have never done a wedding that involved body fluids. I am faintly surprised.


Faintly surprised that you haven't done one?

Or faintly surprised that some of us think it would be a cool idea?

Health,
al-Aswad.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Being pissed on (2/14/2012 1:53:59 PM)

That I haven't done one. There hasn't even been any BLOOD for heaven's sake! I feel deprived now.



hellionsLight -> RE: Being pissed on (2/14/2012 2:23:13 PM)

GASP No blood? Me either >.> lol



mnottertail -> RE: Being pissed on (2/14/2012 2:25:53 PM)

Well, you can wash the blood off with piss, and I am sure you could get Aileen to do the photoshoot if you can keep her from trying to get pissed on, instead of tending to business....



Aswad -> RE: Being pissed on (2/14/2012 2:31:37 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

That I haven't done one. There hasn't even been any BLOOD for heaven's sake! I feel deprived now.


Clearly, you don't enjoy Old Testament rituals in modernized form.

Strap a chick (or dude, whichever) to a pole and have everyone beat out their frustrations with a whip or the like. Or let the celebrant do it for everyone, maybe with the congregation cheering it on. Just like the sacrifice of goats, or the later sacrifice of witches, everyone ascribes all unresolved wrongs to the person that has volunteered, and then proceed to "get it out of their system" by punishing the proxy as a way to induce catharsis.

Not only is it sexy for those of us so inclined, it's apparently also necessary to vent at times, and society these days does not provide a healthy outlet for it. Using a volunteer and a technique that doesn't cause injuries is a way to give a well recognized mechanism a form that is ethically sound.

Even an atheist should be able to appreciate how glorious this approach is. [:D]

ETA: The ritual is that of the 'scapegoat'.

Health,
al-Aswad.



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Being pissed on (2/14/2012 2:33:12 PM)

I often consider sacrificing a goat or chicken... I have Santera friends who could assist. Perhaps a passing Orisha could visit as well!

I haven't done a wedding in years, now I feel like it again. Bad influence, Aswad!



mnottertail -> RE: Being pissed on (2/14/2012 2:35:47 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aswad

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

That I haven't done one. There hasn't even been any BLOOD for heaven's sake! I feel deprived now.


Clearly, you don't enjoy Old Testament rituals in modernized form.

Strap a chick (or dude, whichever) to a pole and have everyone beat out their frustrations with a whip or the like. Or let the celebrant do it for everyone, maybe with the congregation cheering it on. Just like the sacrifice of goats, or the later sacrifice of witches, everyone ascribes all unresolved wrongs to the person that has volunteered, and then proceed to "get it out of their system" by punishing the proxy as a way to induce catharsis.

Not only is it sexy for those of us so inclined, it's apparently also necessary to vent at times, and society these days does not provide a healthy outlet for it. Using a volunteer and a technique that doesn't cause injuries is a way to give a well recognized mechanism a form that is ethically sound.

Even an atheist should be able to appreciate how glorious this approach is. [:D]

Health,
al-Aswad.



al-Aswad,

Just because I beat the dogshit out of a girl doesn't mean we are even going steady yet, not to mention locked in to wedded bliss.

That's what has me aghast.



PeonForHer -> RE: Being pissed on (2/14/2012 2:57:31 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aswad.

Strap a chick (or dude, whichever) to a pole and have everyone beat out their frustrations with a whip or the like. Or let the celebrant do it for everyone, maybe with the congregation cheering it on. Just like the sacrifice of goats, or the later sacrifice of witches, everyone ascribes all unresolved wrongs to the person that has volunteered, and then proceed to "get it out of their system" by punishing the proxy as a way to induce catharsis.


You mean, have a wedding that looks like the average day in the UK's House of Commons?  Yawner!



Aswad -> RE: Being pissed on (2/14/2012 3:47:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Just because I beat the dogshit out of a girl doesn't mean we are even going steady yet, not to mention locked in to wedded bliss. That's what has me aghast.


Ah, well, that wasn't for marriage. That was for a neighbourhood blaming some innocent girl for the bad weather this season and beating her up for it. Far more fun than marriage, and probably healthier, too. Guess it might be integrated into marriage councelling, though. You know, kiss, make up, beat a random stranger for the breakdown. Reminds you why you love her, right? -lol-

And wetting one down doesn't have to mean marriage, either. It just means "this here is mine," s'all. Like the neighbourhood dogs aren't actually marrying all the trees in the area, they're just saying "my territory, all other paws off unless I say so."

Health,
al-Aswad.



xssve -> RE: Being pissed on (2/15/2012 10:47:50 AM)

The goat is referred to in anthropology as the "repository of evil", not sure that would work as a semi-sexual thing, although it might be cathartic.

Could always piss on 'em instead of flogging 'em, although that might jest get everybody het up.

I was at a biker wedding where the bride-to-be banged every guy in the bar the night before, this would be pretty tame by comparison.

The juxtaposition of all these things has got me thinking GGG, which is not particularly nuptial imagery. [:D]







TheBigDog -> RE: Being pissed on (2/15/2012 1:13:03 PM)

I enjoy pissing on cumbucket sluts while I tell them what little bitches they are.
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ORIGINAL: Kellycdcumslut

I love the humiliation and degredation of a master pissing in my face, forcing me to drink his hot piss, using me as his personal urinal, and letting his friends piss on me.

Do doms enjoy humiliating, degrading, and debasing their sissy sluts by pissing on them?




Fornica -> RE: Being pissed on (2/15/2012 1:34:15 PM)

HE'S BACK!



OsideGirl -> RE: Being pissed on (2/15/2012 2:03:11 PM)

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xssve -> RE: Being pissed on (2/17/2012 4:50:33 AM)

http://www.takepart.com/article/2012/01/18/got-thirst-drink-urine



imdmb -> RE: Being pissed on (2/22/2012 11:29:04 PM)

ok, i think this topic would really help making me happy after the other topic i just posted in...

in reference to the littlepanty section of this topic i currently have the same sort of idea, i tend to think of male slaves that belong to me or plan to belong to me as being a boi instead of a boy, because as i think of it, a boy can grow up into a man and considering the male slaves i know.... most of them are already technicaly old enough to be a man, and yet still arent, and arent going to really become one, so thats my view, maby you agree maby not, just my view, anybody else?

and for the real topic of the thread (haha! eventualy i get to the topic) im a big viewer on the marking of the property, maby even before taking on the perma collar and/or brand, hell maby even before the real begin of the training, right after the signing of the contract to really cement in the property status, who knows, maby im alone in this thought but hey, most of us in this community have quite a few things that we are alone on

well, thank you for listening to my ramblings, much better then my rantings i think haha alright see you later all, puts me in a much better mood but the kitty site is waiting for my viewings so signing off (god i wish i had a sign off, always feels awkward when i finish writing in a topic)



Servile99 -> RE: Being pissed on (2/23/2012 9:34:27 PM)

Not something we do often but when we do it happens in the shower. Im more if a cum facial, shoot id down my throat, until I gag type guy....



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