BurntKitty -> RE: Hello I'm new here (1/29/2012 11:11:43 AM)
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ORIGINAL: SonofS Hello. My name is Gabriel. But please give me a girls name. I am looking for a master or a mistress. Please I want I be your worthless slave. I will be your girly little slut. I will do anything for you ANYTHING. I am begging for you to take me as you slave. I am 19 by the way. Message me if your intrested please. Welcome to CM, Mittens. (You didn't say it had to be a human name, yanno.) Can someone pass me the flamethrower? ("No limits" disappears when the flamethrower & chainsaw are on the table.) I do need a slave, though. At the moment the laundry is in the dryer, the litter boxes need to be changed, there's dusting, vacuuming & linens to be changed as well. It's already 2PM (in Florida) and the NHL All Star Game starts at 4/Pro Bowl at 7. (sucks to work 6 days, but hell it's better than unemployment.) So, Mittens, get your butt here & get the work done so I can watch the games. Then you can head out to the store & pick up a case of beer & more smokes for me. Oh, and dinner... you CAN cook, can't you? Or are you really a worthless slave?
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