OhBeMyMind
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A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On her wedding night she told her new husband,
"Please be gentle; I am still a virgin."
"What?" said the new husband. "How can that be if you have been married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."
"Husband #2 was in Software Sales; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me."
"Husband #3 was from Field Services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."
"Husband #4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."
"Husband #5 was an Engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three more years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method."
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."
"Husband #7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."
"Husband #8 was a Psychiatrist; all he ever did was talk about it."
"Husband #9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look."
"Husband #10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........God, I miss him".........
"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited!"
"Wonderful," said the husband, "but why?"
"You're with the Government......This time I KNOW I'm gonna get screwed."
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~*~I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not~*~
~she'll tease you, she'll unease you, all the better just to please you~ K.C
~Well would you look at that! My give-a-damn just broke~
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