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12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/30/2012 3:03:18 PM   
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One of the strangest articles I have read in a long time.  I have included a sample below
My apologies in advance to anyone who recognizes themselves.

http://www.oddee.com/item_98056.aspx



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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/30/2012 3:10:32 PM   
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our bodies work in mysterious ways!

i did spot a cute little fella on someones hand to send on to a friend though....aaawwwwww

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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/30/2012 3:18:42 PM   
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Or our plastic surgeons work in mysterious ways.Oddly, that girl paid to look like that.


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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/30/2012 3:39:47 PM   
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No, that's the "DOCTOR!"



When a Miami woman wanted to have a rumpshaker similar to JLO'S, she thought she was going to a reputable doctor. Turns out, this dude wasn't a doctor at all. In fact, he was a drifter con-man, who injected countless 'pacients' with concrete, tire sealant, some sort of weird oils and more.

Note: the photo above is from the supposed doctor. Shouldn't that have rung a couple of bells?

http://www.tampabay.com/news/publicsafety/article1202734.ece

MIAMI — A woman who wanted to work at a nightclub started searching for someone who could perform plastic surgery cheaply to give her a curvier figure. She found someone posing as a doctor who filled her buttocks with cement, mineral oil and flat-tire sealant, police said.

The suspect — who police say was born a man and identifies as a woman — apparently performed the surgery on herself, and may have victimized others, investigators say. Oneal Ron Morris, 30, was arrested Friday after a year on the lam and faces a charge of practicing medicine without a license with serious bodily injury.

Police photos show Morris as a woman with pouty lips, arched eyebrows, oversized hoop earrings and a large backside. Morris was released from jail on bail.

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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/30/2012 4:46:56 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Iamsemisweet

One of the strangest articles I have read in a long time.  I have included a sample below
My apologies in advance to anyone who recognizes themselves.

http://www.oddee.com/item_98056.aspx

I'm confused.

What's wrong with this body shape?



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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/30/2012 4:55:45 PM   
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She is a little, um, "top heavy" Firm.  Like she might tip over any second.

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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/30/2012 5:20:14 PM   
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the "best" part is that none of these people are wearing appropriate figure flattering clothes

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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/30/2012 5:22:38 PM   
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They got nuttin' on Joseph Merrick!






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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/30/2012 7:55:13 PM   
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This is a really mean spirited article for the most part. The gigantor boobs are just alarming.

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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/30/2012 8:03:45 PM   
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This is a really mean spirited article for the most part. The gigantor boobs are just alarming.


I agree. I felt sorry for the folks.

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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/31/2012 5:05:12 AM   
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peopleofwalmart.com has hundreds more.

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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/31/2012 5:09:40 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

This is a really mean spirited article for the most part. The gigantor boobs are just alarming.


This is my opinion too.
I find it unkind, and I would be mortified if someone I loved was on that and found it posted somewhere.
These are real people. (except for the weirdly photoshopped skinny model.) And I'm assuming they have feelings.
I'm also assuming that they are constantly made fun of and ridiculed in public.
Anyway, this just feels wrong to me.

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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/31/2012 5:12:35 AM   
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WHat Hibbie, AYlee, and CHrissie said.

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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/31/2012 5:25:27 AM   
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the "best" part is that none of these people are wearing appropriate figure flattering clothes


What's up the the "my clothes are three sizes too small?" Denial? Refusal to admit that one is a 3X? Is it like "I have checks so I must have money" - "I can squeeze into an L so I'm not really XXL?"

I was wondering this in the walmartians thread too. These people need a fashion intervention.

Which is more shameful - shopping at Salvation Army while your weight is fluctuating or appearing on peopleofwalmart because your clothes don't fit?

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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/31/2012 5:54:01 AM   
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The Walmartians thread, I confess, disturbs me. The gal with the droopy boobs, TOPLESS, with the girls shoved into the waistband of her pants??

As a former SF con goer, I am used to having my eyes assaulted by ill-fitting clothing. I will never understand it. As a person with a hard to fit shape (the hourglass) I am thinking that just FINDING clothes to fit an odd body shape has to be a misery. Accepting that other people have a different esthetic, or perhaps none at all, was my first step in being less judgmental of others.

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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/31/2012 6:47:15 AM   
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For the record, I'm not judging the shapes but questioning the thought process behind garbing them.

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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/31/2012 6:57:35 AM   
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Stacy and Clinton from What Not To Wear could
help some of them out. That second lady
should stop wearing red and yellow horizontal
stripes and maybe wear some Spanx.
I read a article about the lady with the very
large breasts. She seemed very nice.
She said people said mean and rude things
to her in public a lot.
But, yeah isn't technology great? You can be
standing in line at the airport minding your
own business and your ass is entertaining
people all around the world.
It reminds of a interview I saw on tv several
years ago. It was when cell phones were
first coming out with cameras and stuff.
Sounds like I'm talking about the Middle
Ages. Anyway this woman was interviewing
a young guy about taking and sending pics
with your phone. The idea that you'd take
your cell everywhere was still strange.
So she asked the young guy "What would
you be taking pics of and sending to your
friends when you're going about day to
day stuff?"
The guy smirked and said "Say you're at
the supermarket and a overweight woman
is getting ice cream out of the cooler.
You snap and send it to your friends and
it's funny."


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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/31/2012 7:02:21 AM   
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I meant to say what the second lady had on wasn't doing
her any favors and was exaggerating things.
I mean I don't know anyone who can pull
off yellow and red horizontal stripes really
well.


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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/31/2012 7:07:33 AM   
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I mean I don't know anyone who can pull
off yellow and red horizontal stripes really
well.


Rugby Players?

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RE: 12 disturbingly weird body shapes - 1/31/2012 7:22:24 AM   
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They got nuttin' on Joseph Merrick!







Hopefully this comment was meant to be sick humor.

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