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Catholic girls going to heaven - 6/1/2006 3:29:19 PM

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A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says,"Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one."

St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

All of a sudden, there is a lot ! of commotion in the lineof girls. One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Lisa!

What seems to be the rush?"

The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

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RE: Catholic girls going to heaven - 6/1/2006 3:31:46 PM

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LOL!!! Smart girl!

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RE: Catholic girls going to heaven - 6/1/2006 3:32:02 PM

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*giggles* I like it!

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RE: Catholic girls going to heaven - 6/1/2006 4:41:44 PM

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Funny joke, and not exactly the punch line I expected.

now..... about Catholic school girls. There's a whole thread or two right there.

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RE: Catholic girls going to heaven - 6/1/2006 5:52:33 PM

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funny where did you get it from and do you have more

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RE: Catholic girls going to heaven - 6/1/2006 6:32:15 PM

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very good!

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RE: Catholic girls going to heaven - 6/1/2006 9:50:38 PM

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Sounds like some of the girls I went to school with.

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RE: Catholic girls going to heaven - 6/2/2006 6:36:18 AM

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As a recovering Catholic girl myself...I have to laugh and say, "Bravo!"

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RE: Catholic girls going to heaven - 6/16/2006 10:24:25 AM

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Sounds like all of the girls I went to school with.
Of course being an all boys school there was only 2, my French and Irish teachers.

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