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Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 5:18:10 AM

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Android users more likely to put out
By Anna Leach
2nd February 2012 11:45 GMT

Android users are more likely to be slutty, it transpires – having more one night stands, signing up to dating sites more often and being more likely to have sex on a first date, according to a Match.com survey of single Canadian mobile users.

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A clear take-away from the Match survey is that BlackBerry owners must be too busy, er, doing business, to engage in either dates, one-nighters or sex. Only 50 per cent have visited an online dating site compared to 58 percent of iPhone users, and 72 per cent of Android users.

Fifty-five per cent of Android users in the Canada survey said they had had one night stands – the most of any phone owners, apparently. We've asked Match.com for the stats on one night stands for iPhone and Blackberry users but have had no response.

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Obviously high science was involved at all stages of the investigation: Kimberly Moffit - the Canadian psychotherapist-cum-"dating expert" that Match involved in the analysis of the survey – said that the results proved judging someone's character by their phone was even more reliable than looking at their star sign.

Interesting article. More stats in the link.

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 5:42:01 AM

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I am sad to report that since switching from Blackberry to Android I have not gotten any more action. Of course, I am not actually Canadian, but the country is RIGHT THERE across the river, that should count, right? RIGHT??

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 6:04:08 AM

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I have a pretty violet coloured blackberry.
I do *talk* about sex to lots of people, but only *have* sex with one.
I think I'm just confused.

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 6:06:19 AM

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My Blackberry was metallic pink, of course. My android is velvety RED. AND I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH ANYONE OR EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT.

I think I should get some kind of rebate.

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 6:10:22 AM

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Damn, I thought the house of lesbians was back.

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 6:13:39 AM

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All I got is a Tracfone and that is for emergencies and in hotel rooms. I get strange messages and texts and refuse to text at all (cheaper that way).

But then I am not in Canada and can't afford to be slutty.

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 6:14:32 AM

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My Blackberry was metallic pink, of course. My android is velvety RED. AND I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH ANYONE OR EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT.

I think I should get some kind of rebate.

OMG if what you and Peon do on these boards isn't sex...
*runs*

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 6:17:05 AM

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quote:

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My Blackberry was metallic pink, of course. My android is velvety RED. AND I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH ANYONE OR EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT.

I think I should get some kind of rebate.

OMG if what you and Peon do on these boards isn't sex...
*runs*

I am reasonably certain that it is not.

I have vague memories of having sex with other people, and well...

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 6:20:03 AM

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Damn, I thought the house of lesbians was back.

Yeah... me too.

Oh well.

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 6:20:59 AM

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I'm a monogamously slutty Canadian iphone user. (Adding in for statistical purposes)

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 6:56:05 AM

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I have an old flip phone.

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 7:00:06 AM

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I have an old flip phone.

Smexxxy!!

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 7:07:21 AM

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thats not slutty

the survey says have had one night stands, that could just be one once...

Im not slutty because of my phone, im slutty because of what i use my phone for... :P

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 7:14:23 AM

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I have an old flip phone.

That simply means you have to press a few more buttons for sex.
77773399, specifically.

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 7:25:58 AM

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Android users are more likely to be slutty,

not true..... since i got mein.... i did not get any ...

on the other hand "the phone" have almost 8 giga of porn on it dose that count as having sex?

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 7:27:22 AM

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Sex with yourself is only practice, Ash.

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 7:45:17 AM

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But practice makes perfect...

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 7:48:09 AM

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Very true, Shar! I think Ash should practice on cam for us.. so we can get pointers!

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 8:00:49 AM

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But practice makes perfect...

no it dose not,

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Very true, Shar! I think Ash should practice on cam for us.. so we can get pointers!

for 5$/ hour i will be your slave on cam

, just dont make me put anything into my ass

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RE: Slutty Canadian Androids - 2/2/2012 8:06:44 AM

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If I haven't bought a new phone in a while does that mean I'm having no sex? Or maybe I'm too busy having sex to get a new phone?

(Not to be too serious, but I do have one comment on the study. I would think that Blackberry users are older on average than either Android or iPhone users. I don't know how Android users compare to iPhone users on age. My point is just that if more young people (think teen/college age) are using Androids or iPhones wouldn't we expect exactly this statistic? I couldn't see in the study where they had taken into account other demographic aspects of each group. Did I miss it?)

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