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Daddysredhead -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/4/2012 7:13:56 AM)

*giggles* at you two [:D]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/4/2012 7:29:03 AM)

There is a cutie patootie in our foot group, silly man actually thinks I'm a hottie! But I gave that stuff up, remember?

Which is not to say that I am not gearing up for some HOT IRISH ACTION this July. Just saying. [;)]




ResidentSadist -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/4/2012 9:32:55 AM)

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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

JUST so you all know, I have an Android phone because my MOM decide we would have one. She is 70 yrs old AND A VIRGIN tyvm!

So there. Damned lies, statistics!


I should have known you were the product of immaculate conception.






ResidentSadist -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/4/2012 9:47:15 AM)

I thoroughly read this thread, the linked article and studied Kimberly Moffit who produced the statistics.  

Kimberly Moffit
[img]http://www.kimberlymoffit.com/clients/870535/4516024_org.jpg[/img]

I have decided to set aside my distain for cell phones.  I will buy all my future slaves an Android.  It’s a small price to pay in return for a 55% increase in slutty behavior.




tj444 -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/4/2012 9:50:59 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I thoroughly read this thread, the linked article and studied Kimberly Moffit who produced the statistics.  

I have decided to set aside my distain for cell phones.  I will buy all my future slaves an Android.  It’s a small price to pay in return for a 55% increase in slutty behavior.

In all the studied research you did,.. did you happen to find out what kind of cell the chickie has??? lol




FirmhandKY -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/4/2012 6:31:57 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tj444


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist
I thoroughly read this thread, the linked article and studied Kimberly Moffit who produced the statistics.  

I have decided to set aside my distain for cell phones.  I will buy all my future slaves an Android.  It’s a small price to pay in return for a 55% increase in slutty behavior.

In all the studied research you did,.. did you happen to find out what kind of cell the chickie has??? lol

I don't think he cares.  Or that it matters. [8D]

Firm




ResidentSadist -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/6/2012 10:18:02 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tj444
In all the studied research you did,.. did you happen to find out what kind of cell the chickie has??? lol

Nope.  But I found that Kim Kardashian had a Blackberry Curve.  

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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY
I don't think he cares.  Or that it matters.

Firm

I did find her office phone number.  But I thought it wasn't a good idea to call her and ask her if she had an Android... even if there was a 55% chance that if she did, I could end up spanking that booty.   





kalikshama -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/6/2012 2:55:29 PM)

Nom nom nom

[image]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Qx3Z4yiDuu8/TSiPD_Q3-WI/AAAAAAAAA2g/cYreTENJdgc/s640/Selebriti+Pemilik+Pantat+Paling+Seksi+5.jpg[/image]




ResidentSadist -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/6/2012 3:09:13 PM)

No shit!  That Armenian ass is pretty fine.  If you listen closely, you hear it say, "spank me 'till the juice runs down my legs". 




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/6/2012 3:49:43 PM)

My ass is amazingly like that. (the armenian broad's I mean)

Just saying. Not that you didnt know that anyway, RS.

My boobs are more like Nigella Lawson's.




kalikshama -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/7/2012 8:24:39 AM)

[image]http://noskinnywomen.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/nigella-lawson-415x2891.jpg[/image]




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/7/2012 2:59:30 PM)

YAY!!




r1a2y3m4o5n6d7 -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/7/2012 3:06:31 PM)

Wait I have Irish in me on my mothers side.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/7/2012 3:08:24 PM)

What does that have to do with ANYTHING AT ALL Rayray?





LookieNoNookie -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/7/2012 7:23:12 PM)


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ORIGINAL: FirmhandKY


Android users more likely to put out
By Anna Leach
2nd February 2012 11:45 GMT

Android users are more likely to be slutty, it transpires – having more one night stands, signing up to dating sites more often and being more likely to have sex on a first date, according to a Match.com survey of single Canadian mobile users.

...

A clear take-away from the Match survey is that BlackBerry owners must be too busy, er, doing business, to engage in either dates, one-nighters or sex. Only 50 per cent have visited an online dating site compared to 58 percent of iPhone users, and 72 per cent of Android users.

Fifty-five per cent of Android users in the Canada survey said they had had one night stands – the most of any phone owners, apparently. We've asked Match.com for the stats on one night stands for iPhone and Blackberry users but have had no response.

....

Obviously high science was involved at all stages of the investigation: Kimberly Moffit - the Canadian psychotherapist-cum-"dating expert" that Match involved in the analysis of the survey – said that the results proved judging someone's character by their phone was even more reliable than looking at their star sign.


Interesting article.  More stats in the link. [;)][8D]

Firm


I don't have an android and I'd like to make myself extraordinarily clear:

I'll put out.




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/7/2012 7:48:51 PM)

Call me, JJ. [;)]




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/7/2012 8:17:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Call me, JJ. [;)]


I didn't say I put out "easy".....steak and beer could be involved but....you get what you pay for.

(If not, others have told me on a 10 to 1 basis, I'm good for a weekend in Cleveland).




Hillwilliam -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/7/2012 8:21:06 PM)

I saw Steak and beer mentioned.

WHERE>>>>>>>WHEN?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/8/2012 9:36:44 AM)

I am all for the grilling of the steak and the serving of the beer, as long as there is none of the dreaded BEER DICK.

Get back to me, JJ knows where.




tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Slutty Canadian Androids (2/8/2012 8:20:34 PM)

I live in Canada, but I have a regular slide cell phone with a keyboard.  I got it to use the keyboard but still use the old method of # texting.  My next phone is an Android.  I hope.  Does that mean my guy will be ready baked by then?  Hmmm, have to ask Red that, she'd know. [;)]




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