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I hate my job. - 2/2/2012 8:30:03 AM   
DarkSteven


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Status: offline 		I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on make-up. She is extremely self-centred and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober any time in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every hour of every single fucking day.
Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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RE: I hate my job. - 2/2/2012 8:40:37 AM   
servantforuse


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Status: offline 		Sounds like a management problem to me. Where is the owner of this company ?

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RE: I hate my job. - 2/2/2012 8:47:28 AM   
LadyPact


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Status: offline 		You got Me.  That was seriously funny.

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RE: I hate my job. - 2/2/2012 8:50:38 AM   
JstAnotherSub


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Status: offline 		Here Steven, hit this and it will be all right.

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RE: I hate my job. - 2/2/2012 9:01:38 PM   
whathappensnnv


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Status: offline 		DSteven, i have not seen You around my office! I know and work with these people! The first even paints her nails (fingers and toes) and stolls around until they are dry!

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RE: I hate my job. - 2/2/2012 11:28:20 PM   
kitkat105


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Status: offline 		Where's Scooby?

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RE: I hate my job. - 2/3/2012 4:57:30 AM   
Fornica


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Status: offline 		Do you ever run into ghosts? I hear they're a hazard in your line of work.

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RE: I hate my job. - 2/3/2012 5:17:22 AM   
DarkSteven


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ORIGINAL: Fornica

Do you ever run into ghosts? I hear they're a hazard in your line of work.


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The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

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RE: I hate my job. - 2/3/2012 5:58:25 AM   
FrostedFlake


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Status: offline 		Ya big meany.

I was totally sucked in. I was saying, "Yes, and..." right up until the word, MYSTERIES. And then :





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RE: I hate my job. - 2/3/2012 6:07:39 AM   
Ninebelowzero


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Status: offline 		Hook line & sinker Steven. A great fishing trip. Revenge will be coming. Oh yesh revenge shal be mine!.

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RE: I hate my job. - 2/3/2012 8:57:34 AM   
ConfidencePlays


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Status: offline 		Haha, oh you had me going for a minute there. Well played my friend! 

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RE: I hate my job. - 2/3/2012 9:07:42 AM   
Marc2b


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Status: offline 		Oh fuck you!

My scheme to dress up as a monster and scare people away from the old carnival so I could use it as a smugglers hideaway would have worked if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!

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RE: I hate my job. - 2/3/2012 9:36:43 AM   
whathappensnnv


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Status: offline 		Okay, i was totally sucked in on this one...i blame the cold meds.

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RE: I hate my job. - 2/3/2012 10:08:07 AM   
Iamsemisweet


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Status: offline 		Wanna scooby snack, Steven?  Sadly, I have actually worked at places like that.

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RE: I hate my job. - 2/3/2012 12:48:13 PM   
yourdarkdesire


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Status: offline 		Well done Steven!!!! (I haz a box of scooby snacks if you iz hungry)

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