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mistoferin -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 2:51:59 AM)

strong hands

10 things that make great pervertables
1. wooden spoons



gooddogbenji -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 7:01:44 AM)

2: Plastic forks - I hate 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yours,


benji



Dustyn -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 7:08:47 AM)

1. Wooden Spoons
2. Plastic Spoons
3. Turkey Basters



peekaboopet -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 7:11:35 AM)

[:D]old fashiones wire whisk



MsVictoriaPayne -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 7:14:41 AM)

#5  Metal meat lacers with twine attached. 



Dustyn -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 7:15:01 AM)

1. Wooden Spoons
2. Plastic Spoons
3. Turkey Basters
4. old fashioned wire whisk
5. BBQ sauce brush



MsVictoriaPayne -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 7:18:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Dustyn

1. Wooden Spoons
2. Plastic Spoons
3. Turkey Basters
4. old fashioned wire whisk
5. BBQ sauce brush


# 6  Metal Meat Lacers with twine

#7  Ginger root fingers..



angelface183 -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 7:32:03 AM)

8. fly swatter (never used or at least recently and thoroughly cleaned,  ugh!)



Dustyn -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 7:33:55 AM)

9. Tuning fork



BitaTruble -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 9:29:11 AM)

#10. Chopsticks



BitaTruble -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 9:45:27 AM)

Name 10 ways to react to a telemarketer.



LorgromAndMiskel -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 9:49:58 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble

Name 10 ways to react to a telemarketer.

1) Hang up on them
2) Listen to there whole speach then ask if you can get what they are offering in writing and for free (don't stop till you get them to agree to it, hehehe)
3) Repeat what they are saying to you as they are saying it.
4) Feign interest, then when they are done ask them something that only a crazy person would ask (such as "does this come with ice cream", "why would god want me to see you naked?").



MasterPainter -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 9:56:20 AM)

i do a good impersonation of a dog bark so once they start their pitch i bark away from the phone then yell "shut up" into the phone. it usually breaks their concentration and they start over..once they do i bark away again then yell "shut up"...repeat till they get frustrated and hang up. usually takes 4-7 times but its funny as hell.



champagnewishes -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 10:04:10 AM)

6.  Tell them I am right in the middle of dinner but if they care to give me their home number, i would be glad to call them at home when they are eating.



RavenMuse -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 10:15:42 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble
Name 10 ways to react to a telemarketer.


7. Inform them that you have no interest in their product but if they wish to solicit your services as a consultant to critique and improve their technique, your rates are £50 per half hour or part thereof and any further calls from them will consitiute agreement to those terms. *Put phone down*



Mercnbeth -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 11:24:35 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BitaTruble
Name 10 ways to react to a telemarketer.


8. Register at this site: https://www.donotcall.gov/default.aspx 
After 31 days this will eliminate all telemarketing calls. Don't forget to put your cell phone on the list too.

(Sorry Raven I don't know of a similar site for the UK)



Reflectivesoul -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 11:30:23 AM)

9.) act like you are in the middle of wild passionate sex, murmur into the phone that they need to call back about 50 times in a row cause you are so close to cumming but you need that extra vibration from the phone to send you over the edge...



Dustyn -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 12:13:14 PM)

10. Dog Whistle.

Top Ten Ways to Kill Time.

1. Pass out candy to the local rugrats then send them home.



gooddogbenji -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 12:35:16 PM)

2: If your rooommate's door open inwards, put an interlaced grid of duct tape inside his door and close it.  Then yell at him that the house is burning, his girlfriend died, or anything else to get him to rush out and right into the nice, sticky duct tape. 

Yours,


benji



Wulfchyld -> RE: 10 Things... (6/2/2006 12:38:44 PM)

#3 Get on CM and make a forum post whining and bitching that every "D" or "s" is a faker and loser because after 5 days you still haven’t had any sex with the members.



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