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Looking for someone rad like me - 2/3/2012 11:24:49 PM   
CRAWLTOMENOW


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I know what you must be thinking. You're thinking, "this guy sucks and his ad is going to be totally lame." You are wrong though. I'm badass. (if you are comparing it to belly button lint)

Now you are like, "maybe I should see what he has to say. He might not be a total loser." Wrong again. I am. (a totally awesome loser who has tons of really cool things going on)

Now you are like, "wow, what a funny thing for someone to say about himself. This is more fun than clipping my toenails." This time you are right. I am more fun than clipping toenails. (except when that nail flies off and lands in your eye. That might be more fun)

Now you must be thinking, "I really want to meet this guy and have hot sex with him." (or click on the back button and move on)

If you've made it this far you are probably thinking, "wow this guy has such a command of the English language and it really turns me on so I better email him or I will miss out on getting to know one of the greatest guys in the world. Plus, I love badass guys with self deprecating humor. It's so sexy."

For more super "serious" info about myself please see attached

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/3/2012 11:55:41 PM   
kjade


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Status: offline 		Are you toothless and have a flat head? Because I need somewhere to set my beer while you eat my out. I get upset when my beer spills.

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 12:13:49 AM   
CRAWLTOMENOW


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Status: offline 		You should just wear one of those beer hats with the straws. Gosh those are sexy.

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 12:28:45 AM   
FrostedFlake


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Welcome to the floor show.

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 2:03:14 AM   
Delilya


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Status: offline 		I myself am feeling groovy. Welcome to CM dude.

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 3:17:00 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: kjade

Are you toothless and have a flat head? Because I need somewhere to set my beer while you eat my out. I get upset when my beer spills.

Me, not my.


Welcome to the world of collarme, brah.

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 4:50:34 AM   
MissKittyDeVine


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Status: offline 		Are you saying Kjade can´t have her out eaten? Why should outs be excluded?

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 6:51:05 AM   
ashjor911


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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 8:36:57 AM   
OohAahMrs


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Status: offline 		Hey craw, you're on a flyer.

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 10:01:09 AM   
kjade


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quote:

ORIGINAL: ghostraven


quote:

ORIGINAL: kjade

Are you toothless and have a flat head? Because I need somewhere to set my beer while you eat my out. I get upset when my beer spills.

Me, not my.


Welcome to the world of collarme, brah.




Sorry about the typo. You should tie me to a tree and shoot me with paintballs for my utter stupidity. I guess that I was just all excited and turned on by the prospect of a toothless man with a flat head.



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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 12:39:05 PM   
CRAWLTOMENOW


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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 12:43:36 PM   
SorceressJ


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Status: offline 		We mean that we love multidimensional slaves who have a sense of humor. Welcome to the dark side! *offers a cookie*

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 12:45:00 PM   
Kaliko


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Status: offline 		Well, I actually laughed out loud at the toenail in the eyes part, so...I don't really know what that says about me. But welcome to the boards. :)

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 1:20:18 PM   
CRAWLTOMENOW


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Status: offline 		Uh oh, who's "we"?

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 1:22:47 PM   
CRAWLTOMENOW


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Status: offline 		I'm pretty sure it means you are awesome

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 1:36:57 PM   
CRAWLTOMENOW


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Status: offline 		More about me:

I ate dirt once when I was a kid because after it rained one afternoon, the air smelled so clean and fresh that I thought the dirt might be clean and fresh, and also tasty. It turned out to be pretty bad and had a dirt kind of flavor. I think I washed my mouth out with water from a nearby puddle. It wasn't chocolate milk like I thought.

I remember also eating cat food but that might be because my parents never fed me. That's all there was in the closet that they kept me in. Just kidding, there was no cat food in there. I found the cat food in an old shed. It wasn't all too bad. Not as good as dog food though.

I remember playing in an old camper that we had on the farm. I think I was 5. I found a funny magazine in it. I couldn't figure out what that guy was doing to that woman. I didn't understand why they were naked and why he was between her legs like that. Now I know he was probably some kind of doctor just giving her a check up. What else could it be? Kids are silly.

As a young man I've learned a lot. God made dirt and dirt don't hurt, but it sure doesn't go well with a baloney sandwich. I've also learned that magic elves don't live in the closet like mom said. Never go in the closet. Finally, I've learned that I really, really, wish I were a "doctor" like that naked guy in the magazine, having to give checkups.

I'm looking for a fun, witty, good looking young woman who will laugh at my jokes, have some fun with me, let me play with her (in all sorts of ways), and most of all, won't feed me cat food.

Care to learn more? Send me an email, tell me about yourself, or ask me about myself. I'll tell you. I'm actually really smart and normal, I promise.


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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 1:52:44 PM   
jonathanrotz


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Status: offline 		Hi im jonathan im new to this site n looking for a girl to have some sexy fun wiyh or make some extra cash for myself of anyone knows anyone please let me know

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 2:11:28 PM   
CRAWLTOMENOW


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Status: offline 		This has nothing to do with how awesome and rad I am so therefore is irrelevant.

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 2:37:16 PM   
FemmeDominion


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Status: offline 		This is indeed not in line with this thread as CTMN states so .... spiritedly. Colorfully?

Anyhow, there is an intro thread where you can make... an intro. So, there's where you'll want to do such things.

*left my ability to express myself clearly in the nap I just had*

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RE: Looking for someone rad like me - 2/4/2012 2:44:29 PM   
smartsub10


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quote:

ORIGINAL: CRAWLTOMENOW

This has nothing to do with how awesome and rad I am so therefore is irrelevant.


It's known as thread hijacking and it sucks.

Welcome to the boards!


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