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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/4/2012 11:19:55 PM

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I believe it's called a blue twatwaffle? something like that. apparently some kind of STD?

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/5/2012 5:14:11 AM

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I dunno, but that's a skeery pussy!

Hey, anyone have a pic of a vagina dentata? Just the thing for eating!

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/5/2012 5:33:17 AM

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I believe it's called a blue twatwaffle? something like that. apparently some kind of STD?

The slang for this STD is blue waffle. It causes lesions and vaginal discoloration. I've never actually heard of anyone having it so it can't be too common, plus the only picture I've ever seen illustrating blue waffle is the one in this thread. So while it's scary I think it's pretty rare. Thank goodness.

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/5/2012 5:36:02 AM

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Oh c'mon... Everyone knows real doms don't eat the pie-it smacks of submission and will surely cost you your Twue Dom card :-)

This one eats pussy like a fat kid eats cake.

Especially if my victim errr partner is tied up nice and tight.

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/5/2012 5:40:04 AM

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*sadly takes Hilly off my list*

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/5/2012 5:41:21 AM

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Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere??

Of course I do. I need to be eaten out in the Grand Suite at the Floridian in Disney World. Let me know when you have secured the room and I will be right down. Oh and tickets to the park. Don't forget those. No point in going all the way to Fl unless you can go to the park. You might want to check out their all inclusive packages. Might save your self a couple bucks that way. Oh and you don't mind if I bring my own girl to do the eating, do you? Being a lesbian, I think it will be better that way.

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/5/2012 5:46:01 AM

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I guess I could fire my Lady's engine up and tongue out her tailpipe, or go to brunch. Decisions decisions decisions. And this one's a toughie

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/5/2012 5:48:00 AM

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Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere??

Of course I do. I need to be eaten out in the Grand Suite at the Floridian in Disney World. Let me know when you have secured the room and I will be right down. Oh and tickets to the park. Don't forget those. No point in going all the way to Fl unless you can go to the park. You might want to check out their all inclusive packages. Might save your self a couple bucks that way. Oh and you don't mind if I bring my own girl to do the eating, do you? Being a lesbian, I think it will be better that way.

*Snort*!!

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/5/2012 6:21:54 AM

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my Sir says that yes, we could do with eating out... do you have any good resturant suggestions?

We went to a little Italian place last night where the lady makes her own pasta and sauces. It was awesome!!
Then we went out for a fancy dessert. Yum!

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/5/2012 9:50:59 AM

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There was a thread called "Eating Out for the First Time," but I can't coax the search engine into finding it.

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/5/2012 10:06:06 AM

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*Hugs DC just because*

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/5/2012 10:54:56 AM

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Please resist the urge to post such "interesting" photos. I thank you, the staff thanks you, and my stomach thanks you.

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/5/2012 3:57:32 PM

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I cooked at home tonight, but the dishes still need to be done. Anyone willing? I've got an apron. And a wooden spoon. And a......

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/6/2012 9:14:03 AM

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Having once had my eyes bleed 1000 days from the sight of the dreaded blue waffle, I must fall down in supplication and rend my clothing to thank the mods for removing it, and saving me from that dreadful curse for another 1000 days. =p

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/6/2012 2:13:46 PM

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Please resist the urge to post such "interesting" photos. I thank you, the staff thanks you, and my stomach thanks you.

But ... but ... I really wanted to whatever it was that made Greedy call it a Blue Twat Waffle.

Make the mods happy, don't post'em. Just mail your waffles directly to the Res.

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/6/2012 2:16:45 PM

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Are you not on the Fetl? I have friends that specialize in the SHARE!ing of the eye gouging goodness. Me, I just feel bad for the person afflicted. Sometimes it's exciting though, there is a pic of a dude's peen with THE WORST CASE of HPV EVER EVER EVER. All I could think was---scalpel! Cautery pen! Go!

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/6/2012 2:39:31 PM

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Of course I do. I need to be eaten out in the Grand Suite at the Floridian in Disney World. Let me know when you have secured the room and I will be right down. Oh and tickets to the park. Don't forget those. No point in going all the way to Fl unless you can go to the park. You might want to check out their all inclusive packages. Might save your self a couple bucks that way. Oh and you don't mind if I bring my own girl to do the eating, do you? Being a lesbian, I think it will be better that way.

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/6/2012 2:52:41 PM

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Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere??

Of course I do. I need to be eaten out in the Grand Suite at the Floridian in Disney World. Let me know when you have secured the room and I will be right down. Oh and tickets to the park. Don't forget those. No point in going all the way to Fl unless you can go to the park. You might want to check out their all inclusive packages. Might save your self a couple bucks that way. Oh and you don't mind if I bring my own girl to do the eating, do you? Being a lesbian, I think it will be better that way.

You know what is killing me right now? I saw that slide through the scroll above and thought "My sister by another mother!"... all except the girl doing the eating.

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/7/2012 6:19:45 AM

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I miss every thing!

What the hell.

Blue waffle.

I have to google this now?

Damnit.

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RE: Does anyone need to be eaten out anywhere?? - 2/7/2012 6:58:41 AM

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I miss every thing!

What the hell.

Blue waffle.

I have to google this now?

Damnit.

Don't.

Your life will be better if you don't, you can't unsee the blue waffle.

Btw, about STD pics....I had a 2nd level psych class about a year ago where the 76 year old teacher had the health dept come in one day with a slide show on STD's and all I could think was why? What did it have to do with psych and why was this necessary? I could have lived my days without seeing a 'drip' and a genital wart the size of an orange.

And who consents to having their pics taken for these things? My goodness the blue waffle lady must get a million views every year as she's all over the net. She's probably got the most viewed snatch in the world. If my doctor came out with a camera I'd say no thank you, you cannot use my horrible incident as a warning for others.

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