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FangsNfeet -> Rating an Ass Hole (6/1/2006 10:27:10 PM)
On a scale one to ten rate the following. A guy driving a muddy 4x4 F250 Ford with a 4 door cab drives in a Pee Wees foot ball team car wash fund raiser. Instead of giving a donation for washing his truck, he only replies "Thanks for the free car wash" and drives off. After all, the sign did read "Free Car Wash" How much of an Ass Hole is this guy? Is there one that can top this act?

NastyDaddy -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/1/2006 10:47:13 PM)
Personally, I would have charged him $20 for the truck wash since he drove a truck into a Free Car Wash. I deplore those assholes that when asked, "Pardon me, do you have the time?"... they look at their watch and all they say is yes.

MsMacComb -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/1/2006 11:46:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet On a scale one to ten rate the following. A guy driving a muddy 4x4 F250 Ford with a 4 door cab drives in a Pee Wees foot ball team car wash fund raiser. Instead of giving a donation for washing his truck, he only replies "Thanks for the free car wash" and drives off. After all, the sign did read "Free Car Wash" How much of an Ass Hole is this guy? Is there one that can top this act? Thats one of those times when a good lesson can be taught to the youngins. That not everyone in life is fair and some people are just mean. Ask them how they feel being treated that way. When they have had time to express their emotions about being taken advantaged of and used,, point out thats why they never in life should do that to someone else. Had I been there and witnessed this I would have donated enough to cover 5 4x4s and then bought the little tykes pizza. Thats the best way to show them that there are both good and bad people in the world. (Then I would have followed asshole home and when he got up in the AM he would have had four "mudders" for flats, lol. )

juliaoceania -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/1/2006 11:52:02 PM)
He is an asshole Now I do not know if I can top that, but I bottom very nicely either way ;) Recently I was out and about town and this guy was pulling this ancient trailer behind his truck, one of the tires was down to the rim.. there was no tire there actually, and another was blown out and flapping in the breeze as he continued to drive it out of this parking lot with brick sidewalks on to the street. He tore up the brick on the way out and gouged the street as he approached the light... he was the dumbest asshole I have ever seen.

HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/1/2006 11:56:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet On a scale one to ten rate the following. A guy driving a muddy 4x4 F250 Ford with a 4 door cab drives in a Pee Wees foot ball team car wash fund raiser. Instead of giving a donation for washing his truck, he only replies "Thanks for the free car wash" and drives off. After all, the sign did read "Free Car Wash" How much of an Ass Hole is this guy? Is there one that can top this act? I've seen that guy! He's got an Arizona license plate with a slogan that says, "Protect Our Environment."

ElectraGlide -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 12:01:03 AM)
That guy that got the free truck wash was a flaming ass-hole. I bet he bragged to his friends if he has any on how he conned the football team out of a free car wash. What comes around goes around if you see that 4 x 4 truck broke down on the side of the road and you see him walking in a major thunderstorm be sure to honk your horn at him and give him a big smile and a huge wave.

juliaoceania -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 12:02:14 AM)
More likely he has a Bush/Cheney bumpersticker driving that gas guzzler around, but then perhaps there are those that have environmental protection on their mind while driving SUVs and 4 wheelers, not many I have seen that were environmentalist... but hey, anything is possible

Kedikat -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 2:26:54 AM)
Oh I thought this was a totally different and better topic :) heeheee

Level -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 2:51:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet On a scale one to ten rate the following. A guy driving a muddy 4x4 F250 Ford with a 4 door cab drives in a Pee Wees foot ball team car wash fund raiser. Instead of giving a donation for washing his truck, he only replies "Thanks for the free car wash" and drives off. After all, the sign did read "Free Car Wash" How much of an Ass Hole is this guy? Is there one that can top this act? Fangs, he was indeed a huge asshole, big enough of one that he could park his 4x4 inside his rectal cavity. As for topping it..... there was a guy who owns a car lot, he came to court as a defendant in a case... he sold a car to a young woman, $1,500 down, with a balance of $8,500. The car's engine blew up the first day the woman drove it. He not only wanted to keep the down payment, he genuinely expected her to pay the balance off.

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 3:09:39 AM)
A definate Asshole!

stef -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 6:21:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: FangsNfeet On a scale one to ten rate the following. A guy driving a muddy 4x4 F250 Ford with a 4 door cab drives in a Pee Wees foot ball team car wash fund raiser. Instead of giving a donation for washing his truck, he only replies "Thanks for the free car wash" and drives off. After all, the sign did read "Free Car Wash" How much of an Ass Hole is this guy? Is there one that can top this act? Strangely enough, it reminds me of this guy. [;)] ~stef

Moloch -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 6:23:28 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: juliaoceania More likely he has a Bush/Cheney bumpersticker driving that gas guzzler around, but then perhaps there are those that have environmental protection on their mind while driving SUVs and 4 wheelers, not many I have seen that were environmentalist... but hey, anything is possible That is pretty prejudiced statment.

pahunkboy -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 6:32:46 AM)
Distasteful. Yup. ....when a tv commerical says "free", I want to be that guy in the muddy truck-[to the vender per commericial]

sub4hire -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 8:20:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stef Strangely enough, it reminds me of this guy. [;)] ~stef Is that a nice thing to say? Even if it is the truth?

SirKenin -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 9:29:13 AM)
Well, I have to stand out from the crowd again. You said "Free car wash". You did not say that donations were mandatory or even expected. The fault, then, lies with you and your presentation. Sure, I would have given a donation, but that does not obligate the next guy to do so. Say what you want, but I see no reason to call this guy names. You got what you asked for, frankly. Next time may I suggest that you be more specific?

proudsub -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 3:49:27 PM)
As the baby in Meet the Parents 2 would say: "ASSSSSSSSSSHOOOOOLE"

OedipusRexIt -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 5:22:43 PM)
[/quote] Strangely enough, it reminds me of this guy. [;)] ~stef [/quote] Total asshole. No question. Don't mess with kids minds.

Wolf1020 -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 5:51:25 PM)
Not sure I can top it but..... When I was 19 bought an '89 full size Chevy blazer off of my mechanic. Yeah yeah I should have known better then to actually buy a car off a little one bay garage mechanic. But he was my go to guy for the past three years had always done me right and even a time or two when I was in a tight spot and needed something fixed he had even helped me out doing it and being willing to pay him what I could when I could. So basically he seemed like a really good honest guy and for the past three years had always done me right. So I went ahead and bought the thing from him. First the title was a hassle, he had never had the title turned over to his name and had just had his friend at the local title and tag place (who charged an arm an a leg above what the DMV fees were) hold it signed by the previous owner. This turned out to be a serious headache in getting my title. Second about three days after having it I was on my way to my friends house about a half hour away, when I am almost there it dies. I'm like wth. Pull over sit for a second starts right up. Goes for another minute and then dies again. Starts up though. Runs fine and just dies out of the blue once it heats up. I take it back to him explain the situation and even though it was sold as is he agrees to fix the problem for free. This is where it gets fun. First he is convinced it is a fuel system problem. He tries the fuel pump, doesn't help. He tries new filter and lines, nope. Reruns the wire to the fuel pump, nope. BTW at the same time I find out it is leaking gas so he replaces the fuel sending unit. All the while I am talking to some other guys I know and they are telling me it has squat to do with the fuel system. He finally says he has no idea and is going to send it to his buddy who specializes in electrical systems and is going to be picking up the tab. Sends it to his buddy and in about five minutes determines it is the distributor. Pulls it out rebuilds it, puts in new points etc etc. Runs like a dream now no problems. All this work though took a lot of time and the bill is 365, go to pick it up he asks for 365. I say um, your buddy is supposed to be paying. Guy says he knows nothing about that. I go to see the mechanic that sold it to me and he basically explains he has done enough and to bad so sad. I explain to him yeah you did a lot, but not a single thing of it what needed to be done and that's the only reason it took so much work on your part. He kicks me out doesn't pay the bill and I'm stuck paying 365 extra and not having a vehicle that works for four months. I take pride in knowing I lost that man the business of half the mountain and just about put him out of business.

Evanesce -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 9:55:37 PM)
quote: Well, I have to stand out from the crowd again. You said "Free car wash". You did not say that donations were mandatory or even expected. The fault, then, lies with you and your presentation. Sure, I would have given a donation, but that does not obligate the next guy to do so. Say what you want, but I see no reason to call this guy names. You got what you asked for, frankly. Next time may I suggest that you be more specific? While I tend to agree with you in theory, the fact is it was obviously a charitable benefit for a little kids' football team and it's just not cool to take that much advantage of a bunch of children. I'd probably feel differently if they were high school or college age.

FangsNfeet -> RE: Rating an Ass Hole (6/2/2006 10:22:39 PM)
That hasn't happen yet that I know of. However, I do know that he ended up being pulled over and arrested for driving while intoxicated. Being in his drunken state, he could only remember one phone number to call. It was not his wife, nor his parents, nor his best friend. The only number that he could remember to call was his Ex Wife that he kicked out of the house which lead to there divorce. Needless to say she declined to bail him out. Some of the cops nearly fell out of there seat when he said "Man, I called my ex wife to come bail me out but she told me no. Can I have a second phone call?"

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