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LookieNoNookie -> I just want to say, I'm currently under consideration.... (2/7/2012 8:08:36 PM)

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LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just want to say, I'm currently under consideration.. (2/7/2012 8:10:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

.....by a monastery in Uganda.....several women who have given themselves up.....

I showed up at the EXACT right time....all 5 of them were mopping floors, two said (as I walked in, splaying myself "this is entirely fucked up....no cleaning supplies....brushes are almost out of brush....."...) (not exactly what you'd expect from women of the faith and all)....

Problem is, I can decide between the 2 that want me.....the ugly one...or the uglier one. Big, mountain top (which brings an entirely other dilemma...)....I did a LOT of walking....through snow, glaciers....couple of falls though big ice holes (but I overcame)....now I gotta walk back with one of the two.

I need advice....I defer to the CM culture.....

Yes....I need assistance.

(Feed me).





GloriousMorning -> RE: I just want to say, I'm currently under consideration.. (2/7/2012 8:18:51 PM)

damn! I was hoping to see a happy story! I don't understand your post much, but I see it was intended to be humourous.




sunshinemiss -> RE: I just want to say, I'm currently under consideration.. (2/7/2012 10:06:51 PM)

JJ - did you send them your bank account information?  That seems to me a necessary first step in the Ugandan Method of Consideration (UMC).  Once you have passed this simple test of the UMC, further instructions will follow - patience is the second rule - how long can you truly wait for the next step, undoubtedly the plucking of hairs and filing of nails which are amongst the rules if memory serves. 





ProlificNeeds -> RE: I just want to say, I'm currently under consideration.. (2/8/2012 6:47:07 AM)

Was there alcohol involved in the composition of this message? It resembles a garbled cell phone conversation.




LillyBoPeep -> RE: I just want to say, I'm currently under consideration.. (2/8/2012 6:49:00 AM)

Could you have Chris Hansen and his film crew meet with them for you?




LadyHibiscus -> RE: I just want to say, I'm currently under consideration.. (2/8/2012 6:56:19 AM)

There are NO capybaras in Uganda, JJ!! Run awayyyyy!




LookieNoNookie -> RE: I just want to say, I'm currently under consideration.. (2/8/2012 7:43:30 AM)

This is why I come here. Superior minds all coalescing on one vital topic until resolution prevails!




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