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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/8/2012 7:25:50 PM

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It really is, JJ. May be sex BEFORE lunch, if it's not hot food...

Math has always been my weakness....that and wimmens with extremely large titties.

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/8/2012 7:35:38 PM

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I do math for a living, and my rack is spectacular!

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/8/2012 7:58:33 PM

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You know, I have a little hobby? If I'm standing behind someone in the queue at the newsagent's with a copy of the Mail, I'll tut. Tut, tut, tut. Because that's the average Mail reader's own favourite pastime. "Tut. Immigrants, again. Tut. Single mothers. Tut. Men who don't part their hair properly and refuse to wear Brylcreem. And never wear hats. Women with bare arms. Tut. Sex before death. Tut, tut, tut."

Revolting people. You know, there was an urban myth once that the Mail was going to bring out a new paper called the "Young Mail", for the under-70s? It's as stupidly right wing as the Sun, but has none of the Sun's tits and bums. I would honestly rather be seen reading a porny mag than a copy of the Mail.

A little bird told me Peon has shares in the Daily Express, which to you American folks is the Daily Mail's mortal enemy in the conservative no-page-3-titties tabloid UK market...

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/8/2012 9:46:14 PM

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Looks like an awesome setup, but there really isn't a question the owner is running a business. If a pro domme said she wasn't a pro, and only expected "tributes," would it make her less of a pro?

There are 52 weeks in a year, 104 days (Friday and Saturday), and this guy (assuming the owner is a guy) is having parties every weekend for a "contribution" from visitors who aren't necessarily "friends" he calls on the phone. The traffic is likely an issue for the neighbors, and I'm sure those parties aren't terribly quiet.

Forget about them being swinger/BDSM parties. The noise alone would piss me off if I were his neighbor.

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 1:25:38 AM

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(Mr. Kay) said there had been no complaints to police about any disturbance and explained there were 95 parties a year at the house

Bloody cheerios like to give the ol' stiff upper lip. Or some such bent blasphemy. I specially like the part about there being no neighbors. The nerve of the blimey buggers, bending their kink where none the wiser...

I could use some help with my verbiage.

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 1:39:00 AM

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A little bird told me Peon has shares in the Daily Express, which to you American folks is the Daily Mail's mortal enemy in the conservative no-page-3-titties tabloid UK market...

Oh mother of god! The Express is just as bad... but we tend to leave it alone because if you banned the Express, London taxi drivers would have nothing whatsoever to talk about.

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 3:19:54 AM

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I love the Mail Online. It´s either my guilty pleasure, or the greatest perversion of all. Peon, ever come across the DM Random Headline Generator?

http://www.qwghlm.co.uk/toys/dailymail/

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 3:24:17 AM

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HAHAHAHA Kitty!! I just clicked through that a few times, and this one came up! Dunno why, but it got me giggling madly: ARE FOXES RUINING BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 3:30:39 AM

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I just got IS FACEBOOK CHEATING YOU?

Wow, scary ...

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 3:52:11 AM

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well, at least that's a legit question LOL

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 3:53:58 AM

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HAHAHA!! : COULD GAYS IMPREGNATE MIDDLE BRITAIN?

this is fun!!

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 5:17:44 AM

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HAS THE INTERNET HAD SEX WITH COMMON SENSE AND DECENCY?

Yes, and it gave decency the rogering of its life ...

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 5:26:26 AM

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HAS FACEBOOK IMPREGNATED TAXPAYERS?

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 5:33:21 AM

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A little bird told me Peon has shares in the Daily Express, which to you American folks is the Daily Mail's mortal enemy in the conservative no-page-3-titties tabloid UK market...

Oh mother of god! The Express is just as bad... but we tend to leave it alone because if you banned the Express, London taxi drivers would have nothing whatsoever to talk about.

You might like this old gem about the Express http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFhZJdjQOBU

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 7:01:21 AM

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You know, I have a little hobby? If I'm standing behind someone in the queue at the newsagent's with a copy of the Mail, I'll tut. Tut, tut, tut. Because that's the average Mail reader's own favourite pastime. "Tut. Immigrants, again. Tut. Single mothers. Tut. Men who don't part their hair properly and refuse to wear Brylcreem. And never wear hats. Women with bare arms. Tut. Sex before death. Tut, tut, tut."

Revolting people. You know, there was an urban myth once that the Mail was going to bring out a new paper called the "Young Mail", for the under-70s? It's as stupidly right wing as the Sun, but has none of the Sun's tits and bums. I would honestly rather be seen reading a porny mag than a copy of the Mail.

Thats the sort of thing we should envision the Major from Fawlty Towers doing.

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 8:57:49 AM

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That birdcage is awesome, and houses in England are flipping dreamy. It's a lovely country.

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 12:32:17 PM

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No it isn't.

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 12:40:13 PM

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yes, it is. :P

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/9/2012 1:14:23 PM

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OK, fair enough: yes it is.

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RE: No sex please, we´re British - 2/10/2012 12:29:47 AM

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