ResidentSadist
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Joined: 2/11/2007 From: a mean old Daddy, but I like you - Joni Mitchell Status: offline
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I wrote a haiku and left it taped to my ex slaves telephone. I was staying at her place for the weekend and she had run out for a bit. The phone was ringing off the hook while she was gone because she was very pretty and had many suitors. I didn't feel like playing matchmaker for her with her new beaus so I went to turn the ringer off. Low and behold, the off switch didn't work. It was a wallphone so I went to slide up and off. to unplug it. But no luck, it was screwed into the wall and wouldn't budge. Knowing she was a fan of haiku, I left this very short poem taped to the phone" telephone... shotgun... silence... Welcome to the forums OP.
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