GayConservative
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Now, now. Lets not cross the line into insults and ad hominem arguments. I'm sure Newt Gingrich had a very good reason for saying what he said. Err . . . writing what he wrote. Ranting what he ranted? Ok, getting off topic here. The point is that we should give the man the benefit of the doubt. He is, after all, the best choice for president we'll have in 2012, at least since my main man Rick Perry was knocked out of the race by the aggressive slanderous libel of the cryptocommie liberal media establishment. Look. I'm a reasonable man. You say he's a frothing-at-the-mouth lunatic. Yeah, he is. But he is only five, maybe ten percent of the time, tops. And as far as the disingenuous babbling and outright moral hypocrisy go, those probably cap out at like 20% each. The bottom line is that over half of the time, he is one of the greatest, most articulate conservative leaders this nation has ever known. And who can really fault him for the other less than half of the time? Heck, I probably spend an equal percentage of my time being spanked by evil liberal homosexuals out to destroy our country. You don't see _my friends_ calling me a disgusting manlover and an abomination before the eyes of good, do you? No, they don't, because I have the good taste to call myself those things for them. Wait, where was I going with this? Look, you're afraid, I understand. You're afraid Newt Gingrich cares more for conservatism than he does for the integrity of the American justice system, but as a gay man, I really have to just come out and say it. Blue, which represents vigilance and justice, never really worked well on our flag, anyway. From a fashion standpoint, who in the world would wear it with red and white? Nobody with a brain, certainly. I think red and white go together _much_ better alone. And before you say anything, there are non-commie countries with those colors. Switzerland is a good example, and not only do they have a perfectly small and impotent (though small and impotent probably appeals to me less than it does most conservatives) government, they also help us Americans resist the evil taxation of Uncle Sam! What better model could you look for?
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