Collarme Electoral College

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

Collarme Electoral College

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> Collarme Electoral College

Page: [1]

[Poll]

Collarme Electoral College

a midterm winy troll

25% (2)

wring retching looney

12% (1)

unrolls a repent ad

0% (0)

a dim juror - nth anchors

25% (2)

baa - a cash bus moniker

37% (3)

Total Votes : 8

(last vote on : 2/19/2012 8:43:24 PM)
(Poll ended: 11/7/2012 12:01:00 AM)

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

Collarme Electoral College - 2/14/2012 11:03:23 PM

BitaTruble

Posts: 9779
Joined: 1/12/2006
From: Texas
Status: offline

Who do you want to send to the white house?

_____________________________

"Oh, so it's just like
Rock, paper, scissors."

He laughed. "You are the wisest woman I know."

Profile

Post #: 1

RE: Collarme Electoral College - 2/15/2012 5:04:29 AM

Hillwilliam

Posts: 19394
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline

I nominate Dark Steven.

_____________________________

Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

(in reply to BitaTruble)

Profile

Post #: 2

RE: Collarme Electoral College - 2/15/2012 5:06:22 AM

DarkSteven

Posts: 28072
Joined: 5/2/2008
Status: offline

If nominated, I will not run.
If elected, I will not serve.
If I serve, I will not be effective.

The hell with kissing babies on campaign. I'm gonna kiss babes instead.

_____________________________

"You women....

The small-breasted ones want larger breasts. The large-breasted ones want smaller ones. The straight-haired ones curl their hair, and the curly-haired ones straighten theirs...

Quit fretting. We men love you."

(in reply to Hillwilliam)

Profile

Post #: 3

RE: Collarme Electoral College - 2/15/2012 5:08:31 AM

Hillwilliam

Posts: 19394
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline

Yeah, but if you win, you'll be too busy running the country to monopolize all the babes on the Forum and then other guys will have a chance.

_____________________________

Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

(in reply to DarkSteven)

Profile

Post #: 4

RE: Collarme Electoral College - 2/15/2012 1:13:32 PM

BitaTruble

Posts: 9779
Joined: 1/12/2006
From: Texas
Status: offline

Now, now. No fair adding candidates. It's either Mitt, Rick, Newt, Ron or Barack.

Maybe the anagrams were too subtle?

_____________________________

"Oh, so it's just like
Rock, paper, scissors."

He laughed. "You are the wisest woman I know."

(in reply to Hillwilliam)

Profile

Post #: 5

RE: Collarme Electoral College - 2/15/2012 1:39:30 PM

LadyHibiscus

Posts: 27124
Joined: 8/15/2005
From: Island Of Misfit Toys
Status: offline

I still want to write in Pat Paulsen. The dead can vote in some areas, why can they not serve in office as well. Especially since Pat wanted to do so when he was alive.

PAT PAULSEN FTW!

_____________________________

[page 23 girl]

(in reply to BitaTruble)

Profile

Post #: 6

RE: Collarme Electoral College - 2/15/2012 6:41:13 PM

DesFIP

Posts: 25191
Joined: 11/25/2007
From: Apple County NY
Status: offline

If you're asking about CM having an electoral college, then the candidates should be CM members elected to be President of CM. In which case I'm voting for Ron. He's got a simple agenda, blowjobs and more blow jobs.

If you're seriously talking politics, then this ought to be in P & R.

_____________________________

Slave to laundry

Cynical and proud of it!

(in reply to LadyHibiscus)

Profile

Post #: 7

RE: Collarme Electoral College - 2/15/2012 8:22:04 PM

Daddysredhead

Posts: 23574
Joined: 11/6/2005
From: Northern (yet still part of the South) Virginia
Status: offline

Since it's a poll, it's in the right place.

_____________________________

Founding Member, Clan of the Scarlet O'Hair-a's

Do not challenge me to a battle of wits & come to fight unarmed.

Are you really that stupid? ~ Bless your heart

13th doughnut

(in reply to DesFIP)

Profile

Post #: 8

RE: Collarme Electoral College - 2/17/2012 7:16:03 AM

YSG

Posts: 1001
Joined: 8/6/2010
Status: offline

Its not gonna matter who we elect. Im working on training an army of grizzly bears to attack people on command. Soon, I will use take over the world with a series of violent coups

_____________________________

Our duty is to hold ourselves responsible to the people. Every word, every act and every policy must conform to the people's interests, and if mistakes occur, they must be corrected - that is what being responsible to the people means- Mao Zedong

(in reply to Daddysredhead)

Profile

Post #: 9

RE: Collarme Electoral College - 2/17/2012 5:56:49 PM

FrostedFlake

Posts: 3084
Joined: 3/4/2009
From: Centralia, Washington
Status: offline

I'm just going to vote Green for the rest of my life.

Why?

1/ There is not enough room between the major parties to pass gas, and both are beholden to a certain foreign government which I need not name.

2/ Unlike the rest of the 'Third Parties' The Greens are international. And unlike the major parties, they are above board about it. So it is a steadying influence rather than a conspiracy.

3/ Should The Greens attain influence in the United States, the Republi-Crats will have an opponent they disagree with. That would mean our votes would make a difference.

< Message edited by FrostedFlake -- 2/17/2012 5:57:43 PM >

_____________________________

Frosted Flake
simul justus et peccator
Einen Liebhaber, und halten Sie die Schraube

"... evil (and hilarious) !!" Hlen5

(in reply to YSG)

Profile

Post #: 10

RE: Collarme Electoral College - 2/17/2012 10:09:55 PM

Endivius

Posts: 1238
Joined: 8/22/2011
Status: offline

Until I see a better candidate, I am going to continue to vote for Stephen Colbert.

_____________________________

Basically if you can't inspire someone to trust you deeply, you aren't going to be able to buy that or a reasonable facsimile thereof. -DesFIP

(in reply to FrostedFlake)

Profile

Post #: 11

RE: Collarme Electoral College - 2/18/2012 3:06:34 AM

ShaharThorne

Posts: 11071
Joined: 2/24/2009
From: Somewhere in TX
Status: offline

How about a mentally ill patient with yarn? All I can say is that I can try my best without caving in to the corporations. All mad Medicare and funds for mental health patients available for all needed (while kicking SS in the ass).

_____________________________

Goddess of Yarn

You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex! -Lola, Kinky Boots

Founder: Bitch with Tits

Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

(in reply to Endivius)

Profile

Post #: 12

RE: Collarme Electoral College - 2/18/2012 4:38:35 AM

ShaharThorne

Posts: 11071
Joined: 2/24/2009
From: Somewhere in TX
Status: offline

Mad = make...and make Medicare pay for cosmetic surgery and dentistry. I need more cavities removed and dentures put in. (I am a greedy bitch when it comes to my teeth).

_____________________________

Goddess of Yarn

You are making two and a half feet of irresistible, tubular sex! -Lola, Kinky Boots

Founder: Bitch with Tits

Whip me, beat me, make me feel cheap and have great sex

(in reply to ShaharThorne)

Profile

Post #: 13

RE: Collarme Electoral College - 2/19/2012 3:58:03 PM

DesideriScuri

Posts: 12225
Joined: 1/18/2012
Status: offline

Seems like we're full of all of them, so adding another dimwit won't hurt a thing

(in reply to ShaharThorne)

Profile

Post #: 14