Kana
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail Serious, I actually went with a girl like that for awhile. How did I snag her? I actually looked her in the eyes when I talked to her, but you can bet sweat was running down the crack of my ass and armpits, and all my eye muscles were charliehorsed like a motherfucker. One of the great dating truths of all time-the hotter they are, the bigger the tits, the more prominently displayed-the greater the need to keep the eyes above the horizon line. No shit. It's amazing how something so simple and so small can be so important.
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"One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. " HST
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