Why would anyone want to make bruises fade? I'm always so proud of mine.
I love my souvenir bruises but when I lived with my mother last summer, I asked him to confine bruises to "places that would be hidden by a bathing suit." Before that, it was "places that would not be seen by coworkers."
Once, I forgot it was massage day at work and the dim light did not hide the bruises on my back. That was awkward.
I have heard about the back of the spoon idea before, and this idea is gonna sound crazy too, but I have heard hard boiled eggs work. I had a black eye once as a kid, and My aunt made me hold a hard boiled egg under a paper towel on it, and it went away. it sounds strange but it worked.