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poise -> Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:45:13 AM)
......and often! Sometimes he even has a smile on his face. [:(] Someone....anyone, please help!

OsideGirl -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:46:23 AM)
Doesn't everyone want to have sex with you?

ConfidencePlays -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:47:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl Doesn't everyone want to have sex with you? Amen...

ScatteredRose -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:48:35 AM)
PFFT. MOVE OVER I WANT THAT TIRE SWING! >> -snirk- P.S you're awesome.

mnottertail -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:48:42 AM)
That fucked it. Now this thread has to go in Politics and Religion

wittynamehere -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:49:09 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise ......and often! Sometimes he even has a smile on his face. [:(] Someone....anyone, please help! Sorry....... you're FUCKED!

poise -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:49:43 AM)
Maybe, but stop trying to derail my thread! This is all about Master wanting to, darn it. And it isn't just any smile either....it's that all knowing smile. What should I do?

poise -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:51:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ScatteredRose PFFT. MOVE OVER I WANT THAT TIRE SWING! >> -snirk- P.S you're awesome. I never would have taken you for a swinger! That's hawt..I think.[8D]

ScatteredRose -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:51:41 AM)
Stop shaving. :P

mnottertail -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:54:06 AM)
Find him a wife, give him a money and a blowjob.

ScatteredRose -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:54:20 AM)
And..... I LOVE SWINGING. Except when it's with those rusty old chain links. Those make your hands smell gross :<

poise -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:55:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Find him a wife, give him a money and a blowjob. How much money, ya think? And if it's a spectacular blowjob, do I still have to pay?

stef -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:57:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise ......and often! Sometimes he even has a smile on his face. [:(] Someone....anyone, please help! Careful, You'll be setting up bank accounts with him before you know it and it's all downhill from there.

needlesandpins -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:58:29 AM)
poise, stop whining and suck it up with your eyes shut, jeeeze alternatively you could google how to train your master so all he wants is a blow job and your money. i'm sure you could do all the look in to my eyes....you're feeling sleepy.....when i click my fingers and you wake up you will be uber twue master! sorted needles

ScatteredRose -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 11:59:35 AM)
I still say don't shave, grow a mustache and wear coke bottle glasses while doing slapstick humor EXCLUSIVELY in black in white film.

poise -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 12:00:35 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: needlesandpins suck it up with your eyes shut, jeeeze needles You are one kinky lady!

mnottertail -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 12:02:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise quote: ORIGINAL: mnottertail Find him a wife, give him a money and a blowjob. How much money, ya think? And if it's a spectacular blowjob, do I still have to pay? at least a quarter...do you know how many women in asian countries and Accra, Las Vegas, Connecticut are starving for it?

BitaTruble -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 12:02:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: poise ......and often! Sometimes he even has a smile on his face. [:(] Someone....anyone, please help! You have no choice. You have to run. He's obviously a dangerous, demented criminal type. Sex is first.. but after that, rest assured, he's going to be sending your ass into the kitchen to make him a sandwich. He'll be taking a nap while you're gone. Take two asprin, put them between your knees and call me in the morning.. with details and pics if you got 'em cuz the asprin ain't gonna work.

Delilya -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 12:04:11 PM)
You poor thing.

mnottertail -> RE: Master Wants To Have Sex With Me (2/22/2012 12:04:20 PM)
And the smile on his face? He's thinking tonight hes going out with the fellers and getting drunk.

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