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MistressDarkArt -> RE: Switch with attitude (2/24/2012 9:50:07 PM)
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Please read my profile and let me know what you think or suggestions.
Welcome, vibe.
The 'secret handshake' is: pics of your dick, ass and other women are the kiss of death on this site. Women are funny: you show 'em a pic of your dick, they think you're a dick. You show 'em a pic of your ass, they think you're an ass. You show 'em pics of other women, dicks, and asses and you'll get nowhere at all except deleted and blocked. In general, women do NOT imagine themselves in pictures like what you have on your profile. They DO NOT get all gooey and hopeful associating those pics with 'you'. In general, they think, 'that guy's a dick, an ass, he objectifies women, he promotes abuse, he steals pics from porn sites, and if he insists on shoving his blurry damn dick in my face on the screen the least he could do is neatly trim that furry junk.'
What to do? Read and heed every last word of the Ask A Mistress FAQ, and get a friend to take a nice g-rated picture, preferably smiling if you can show your face. If not, a 3/4 turn can be mysterious and sexaaaaaaay.
Good on ya for filling out the narrative in your profile. Wouldn't hurt to reinforce the vanilla list stuff in the narrative itself. And please...your odds here are already overwhelming...take off those horrid pics ASAP.
Good luck, welcome, and enjoy the journey.
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