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jebusmasochrist -> hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/22/2012 8:07:43 PM)
heya guys 34 yo masochist here looking to see how weird the vibe can really get. won't say i've no limits but with the right bitch there's not much i won't negotiate. :D

BurntKitty -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/22/2012 8:56:03 PM)
Welcome to the discussion side of CM. Not every women cares to be referred to as a "bitch", you realize. With that in mind, remember to add flamethrowers and chainsaws to your limits negotiations.

Yin2Yang -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/22/2012 10:44:20 PM)
Welcome aboard.

Yin2Yang -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/22/2012 10:45:49 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BurntKitty With that in mind, remember to add flamethrowers and chainsaws to your limits negotiations. Don't forget live Rattlesnakes and wood chippers.

MissKittyDeVine -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/23/2012 2:59:25 AM)
I can do quite a lot of damage with just a few basic household implements.

DarkSteven -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/23/2012 3:19:02 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Yin2Yang quote: ORIGINAL: BurntKitty With that in mind, remember to add flamethrowers and chainsaws to your limits negotiations. Don't forget live Rattlesnakes and wood chippers. Wimp. OP, welcome to collarme.

Delilya -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/23/2012 3:43:43 AM)
welcome to CM

Yin2Yang -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/23/2012 8:07:39 AM)
quote: Wimp. OP, welcome to collarme. I have had to count my fingers and toes the next morning. :)

ashjor911 -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/23/2012 9:07:45 AM)
Welcome

DomMeinCT -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/23/2012 12:38:51 PM)
Here, the vibe can get really weird. Watch out for the hard-negotiating bitches and welcome to CM.

Hillwilliam -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/23/2012 12:55:45 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Yin2Yang quote: ORIGINAL: BurntKitty With that in mind, remember to add flamethrowers and chainsaws to your limits negotiations. Don't forget live Rattlesnakes and wood chippers. Rattlesnakes are delicious.

DarkSteven -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/23/2012 1:19:24 PM)
Yeah, but wood chippers taste awful.

Casteele -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/23/2012 9:46:46 PM)
Greetings and welcome to CM. Hey now, I know a few women who love being called bitch.. Although it's usually followed by the guy begging in soprano to release his testicles from the hot wafflemaker for failing to use proper case..

GreedyTop -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/23/2012 9:50:15 PM)
welcome! great username!!

Yin2Yang -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/23/2012 11:48:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MissKittyDeVine I can do quite a lot of damage with just a few basic household implements. Have you ever used the Aunt Jemimah Spatula treatment with your subbies? I hear it can be quite dangerous.

OohAahMrs -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/24/2012 8:04:54 AM)
Hey jeb, call her a bitch and she will help you with those limits!

MyHazelLabyrinth -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/24/2012 11:12:47 AM)
i like waffles

Casteele -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/24/2012 8:32:03 PM)
I like waffles too, but I suspect many of us prefer them not made out of testicles.. especially our own (for the guys).. But then again, yanno.. the branding marks.. hrmm..

kalikshama -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/25/2012 7:24:06 AM)
I think I've heard Kana mention using blow torches... Welcome OP! Do read the FAQs in Ask a Mistress.

Kana -> RE: hello i think it's me you're looking for (2/26/2012 8:27:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kalikshama I think I've heard Kana mention using blow torches... Welcome OP! Do read the FAQs in Ask a Mistress. Perks up-did someone say blowtorches? So much fun.... And all ya got to do is use em one little time and then you can have fun forever. Slap that baby down on the nightstand and watch her flip...or even better, impale the slut on a dildo while in sensory deprivation, then just turn that mother on. The way she moves, wiggles, struggles, twist, contorts and damn near does a snoopy dance with her cunt on the dildo when she hears that "Crack" of the igniter (If that's a word) and "Hiss" of the gas as the torch comes on-I tell ya, things like that are what makes life worth livin'

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