MariaB -> RE: Painful ways to masturbate (2/24/2012 1:19:08 AM)
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Send her on a 30 mile cycle ride on a bike with a racing saddle! Even better is to do it with a clit hood piercing [:@] side effects can be; numb down their for days. Bad temper, bruising, refusal to masturbate, spending large sums of money on a new saddle or in my case, going to a public toilet, removing the piercing and dropping it in the nearest drain. As a side note; Chili on the clit is dangerous. A friend of mine ( a nurse ) ended up in hospital after her Dom put chili on her clit. The hospital found her heart rate had increased so rapidly she was under threat of heart failure. She had a major allergic reaction and yet she had been eating chilies without any side effects for years.
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