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Mass Murder or No? - 2/24/2012 1:17:19 PM   
Aylee


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Status: offline 		So . . . I received another telephone book today. The guy was kinda lost. He was looking for California Street while on Tennessee Street. I told him that he needed to go East and printed a map.

Was this guy a mass murderer in disguise? Shall I fear for myself and my children?

Or was this just a lost telephone book depositor?

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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/24/2012 1:18:42 PM   
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Status: offline 		Did you look at the telephone book?  does it seem legit?  No white powder fluffing out of it when you open it or anything?   Does it got names and numbers, or are the pages blank?  

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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/24/2012 1:22:50 PM   
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Did you look at the telephone book?  does it seem legit?  No white powder fluffing out of it when you open it or anything?   Does it got names and numbers, or are the pages blank?  


Dunno. I left it on the porch.


Why the hell would I look at a telephone book? It is a damn telephone book.

The guy . . . is he gonna kill me tonight?

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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/24/2012 1:34:42 PM   
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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/24/2012 1:55:35 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Aylee


quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

Did you look at the telephone book?  does it seem legit?  No white powder fluffing out of it when you open it or anything?   Does it got names and numbers, or are the pages blank?  


Dunno. I left it on the porch.


Why the hell would I look at a telephone book? It is a damn telephone book.

The guy . . . is he gonna kill me tonight?


There could be a bomb in there, a homing device, his raping tools.  Go trade it with a neighbor you don't like just to be safe.  

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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/24/2012 8:02:06 PM   
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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/24/2012 8:05:49 PM   
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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/24/2012 8:07:59 PM   
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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/24/2012 8:31:55 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: Aylee

So . . . I received another telephone book today. The guy was kinda lost. He was looking for California Street while on Tennessee Street. I told him that he needed to go East and printed a map.

Was this guy a mass murderer in disguise? Yes. Shall I fear for myself and my children? Yes.

Or was this just a lost telephone book depositor?

No...he was a mass murderer.


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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/24/2012 8:47:01 PM   
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He was NOT a mass murderer!

WOOT!

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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/24/2012 9:17:12 PM   
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I am still alive!

He was NOT a mass murderer!

WOOT!



His eyes are too close together.....a sure sign of criminal intent if you ask me.

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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/25/2012 2:26:42 AM   
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Status: offline 		I got a telephone book this week, too. The car parked outside my kitchen window and the man sat in the car, marking some paperwork, for a good minute or two, while I eyed him while I washed dishes at the sink. Then he left the phone book on my porch and left.

A. WTF?

B. Why?

I haven't looked at a paper phone book for years. I threw it right in the recycling bin. I guess I should call and see if I can get myself taken off the delivery list. ....I wonder what number to call. ...Damn.

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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/25/2012 2:23:36 PM   
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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/27/2012 10:56:35 AM   
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Status: offline 		He wasn't a mass murderer, you silly.
He only want's to kill you, not huge amounts of people.

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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/27/2012 11:02:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		What's the minimum qualifier for mass murder, anyway?
A whole church congregation, or just everybody at an actual mass?

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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/27/2012 11:05:58 AM   
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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/27/2012 11:19:54 AM   
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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/27/2012 11:28:19 AM   
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What's the minimum qualifier for mass murder, anyway?
A whole church congregation, or just everybody at an actual mass?


It doesn't always involve an auto-da-fey, I don't even think you have to be devout catholic to mass murder, although the Knights of Columbus may disagree.

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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/27/2012 11:59:22 AM   
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Status: offline 		If you just kill the Priest, is it still mass murder? I'm thinking of that scene in Hellraiser 3...

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RE: Mass Murder or No? - 2/27/2012 12:53:18 PM   
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Status: offline 		Only if Angels and Demons is on the other set in the bedroom, I think, I would have to check with the diocese on that though, riffle thru a few papal bulls perhaps, I am not exactly catholic.....

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