LadyBeckett
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Compliments of Den and his email funnies:
Halloween Customer Service
A bald man with a wooden leg gets invited to a Halloween party. He
doesn't know what costume to wear to hide his head and his leg so he writes to a costume company to explain his problem.
A few days later he received a parcel with the following note:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a pirate's outfit. The spotted handkerchief will
cover your bald head and, with your wooden leg, you will be just right as a pirate.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
The man thinks this is terrible because they have emphasized his wooden
leg and so he writes a letter of complaint. A week goes by and he receives
another parcel and a note, which says:
Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a monk's habit. The long robe will cover your wooden
leg and, with your bald head, you will really look the part.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
Now the man is really upset since they have gone from emphasizing his
wooden leg to emphasizing his bald head so again he writes the company
another nasty letter of complaint. The next day he gets a small parcel
and a note, which reads:
Dear Sir,
Please find the enclosed bottle of molasses and bag of chopped nuts. Pour the molasses over your bald head and sprinkle the nuts liberally over it, stick your wooden leg up your ass and go as a candy apple.
Very truly yours, Acme Costume Co.
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Lady Beckett
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"Submissive boys yearn to fall into their proper place, so the rest of their life will." ~ Lady Beckett
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