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how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 6:15:26 AM

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 6:18:40 AM

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Have it take Pilates, or Yoga classes.

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 6:34:22 AM

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Enroll it in a foreign language course, parlez vous francais? It can chat with anuses from far away countries.

Or how about a knitting/crocheting class? Your anus can make scarves for its friends or donate them to the local shelter for homeless anuses.

Good luck!

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 6:42:47 AM

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I think French philosphers through history... a little Descartes, a little Sartre...

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 6:51:55 AM

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If you're not afraid of legal repercussions LSD might be the ticket.

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 7:17:12 AM

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You're in luck. Sign it up for my foolproof investments, and your anus is guaranteed to expand at least 15% per annum.

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 8:30:00 AM

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Munch on a few golf balls?

If you seriously want to Go Big, the search feature here found a wide variety of suggestions.

Anal expansion

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 8:30:57 AM

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Eat a LOT of fast food.

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 8:41:48 AM

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See what happens when you come on a BDSM site and ask a question about sex? (Or...whatever "expanding the anus" is called.)

Now you'll know better for next time, won't you?

I actually did a Google search. (Because this is a topic I know nothing about.

) I'd give you the links, but I suppose you could do the search just as easily as I did. Start small and go slow seems to be the general rule of thumb.

Good luck with the expansion and all.

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 9:01:52 AM

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You're in luck - it's a leap year. Your annus is already expanded!

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 9:02:56 AM

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Either I have had an especially good night of sleep, or these are some of the wittiest responses I've seen in some time.

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 9:50:16 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kaliko

Either I have had an especially good night of sleep, or these are some of the wittiest responses I've seen in some time.

Actually, I'm disappointed. There are some really big asses around here who should chime in.

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 10:25:15 AM

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Here you go.

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 10:26:47 AM

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quote:

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Actually, I'm disappointed. There are some really big asses around here who should chime in.

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 10:39:36 AM

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Start at the top and work your way down.....slowly.....oh and lube. Lots of fucking lube.

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 12:20:33 PM

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 12:25:33 PM

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Oh... good thread! Please pass the tissue...

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 12:39:41 PM

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Start small and then work up... then you too could have a hole to compete with the grand canyon...

On a serious note... start small, buy an anal training kit... use it...

Simplez

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 1:07:37 PM

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Larger font should help.

my anus
It works!!!!

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RE: how to expand my anus - 2/25/2012 5:18:36 PM

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Good advice but Just to play on the safe side, I would go with the general rule of pinky first.

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ORIGINAL: Kaliko

See what happens when you come on a BDSM site and ask a question about sex? (Or...whatever "expanding the anus" is called.)

Now you'll know better for next time, won't you?

I actually did a Google search. (Because this is a topic I know nothing about. ) I'd give you the links, but I suppose you could do the search just as easily as I did. Start small and go slow seems to be the general rule of thumb.

Good luck with the expansion and all.