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LoreBook -> Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/26/2012 11:01:23 AM)

I have a problem using this site.

My search criteria are set for submissive women in Maine (Duh! Really Lore? I never would have guessed). So when I log in that's what comes up on my home page. That's not the problem.

The same girl is always on top, its the same profile every time I log in. That's not the problem.

She's only about an hour away from me. That's not the problem.

She has a topless shot as her profile pic. That's the problem!

You see, she has mouth wateringly stupendous tits. Just perfect. Aaaaand she's owned. That's just not right! Its not fair to subject me to this, every time I log in I spend a few minutes staring at her tits and drooling, dreaming, wishing and wanting.

Teasing bitch!!




VideoAdminAlpha -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/26/2012 11:03:13 AM)

RFLMAO! Welcome to the forums! (Thanks for the laugh btw!)




MrBlue76 -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/26/2012 11:12:10 AM)

I have checked. My condolences, LoreBook.




SoftBonds -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/26/2012 11:13:50 AM)

Outside the tongue in cheek nature of the OP post, you know you can hide a profile if you don't want to see it, right?




MrBlue76 -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/26/2012 11:18:51 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: SoftBonds

Outside the tongue in cheek nature of the OP post, you know you can hide a profile if you don't want to see it, right?


You have no heart.





tazzygirl -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/26/2012 11:20:13 AM)

Hide perfect, mouth watering tits?

Are you insane?!?!

Wait... yes you are... forget I said anything




LoreBook -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/26/2012 11:50:11 AM)

They are the best aren't they MrBlue?




soul2share -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/26/2012 12:27:33 PM)

I popped on the thread expecting to hear the usual....and I laughed my ass off! Thanks for the laugh, and I hope you hang around alot!

Welcome to the fora.




ResidentSadist -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/27/2012 3:01:50 AM)

Well, if her perky orbs of joy and profile always come up when you logon, at least you'll be the first to know if she becomes available!
[:)]




Lucylastic -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/27/2012 3:19:30 AM)

LMAO welcome to the forums Lore:) perfect tits are something to enjoy[;)], even to a het chick:) Im into a lovely ass...
Have fun here and good luck.
What a great start:)




MrBlue76 -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/27/2012 3:25:36 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LoreBook

They are the best aren't they MrBlue?


They make an atheist like me have doubts. :)




MrBlue76 -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/27/2012 3:43:12 AM)

(By the way, anybody else thinks that SoftBonds looks a bit like Bono, from U2?...)




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/27/2012 8:21:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LoreBook

I have a problem using this site.

My search criteria are set for submissive women in Maine (Duh! Really Lore? I never would have guessed). So when I log in that's what comes up on my home page. That's not the problem.

The same girl is always on top, its the same profile every time I log in. That's not the problem.

She's only about an hour away from me. That's not the problem.

She has a topless shot as her profile pic. That's the problem!

You see, she has mouth wateringly stupendous tits. Just perfect. Aaaaand she's owned. That's just not right! Its not fair to subject me to this, every time I log in I spend a few minutes staring at her tits and drooling, dreaming, wishing and wanting.

Teasing bitch!!




That is just NOT fucking FAIR!!!!!

But I will say, again, your head looks like a book.




Casteele -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/27/2012 10:59:14 PM)

I don't have a solution for your problem, but I certainly admire them.. err.. it!

But I also hate you, because the first profile that often comes up for me is someone who's not very attractive and obviously bitter.. ranting about how this site sucks, the guys are all assholes that can't read, etc. Maybe I should start blocking all but the eyecandy..

ETA: Just perved your profile, Lore, and I do not envy the guys who have to see your profile come up first every day.. Such cruelty they must endure..




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/27/2012 11:03:40 PM)

Just search me Casteele. Problem solved. Eye candy found. Haha.
(sorry. Sleepy and a bit full of myself)




Casteele -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/27/2012 11:10:20 PM)

Well, what the fuck!? This site is just plain cruel. Just perved your profile too, Fannie. Now I gotta clean out my keyboard because of your photo #3. You have awesome eyes!




MarksFantasyGirl -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/27/2012 11:13:12 PM)

Why thank you. :) This may surprise you, but I have been told they before. Lol




LoreBook -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/28/2012 6:07:31 PM)

Thanks Casteele, your very kind -- I think.




LoreBook -> RE: Rant rant bitch bitch. (2/28/2012 6:08:59 PM)

quote:

You have awesome eyes!
She does, I could get lost in those rather easily.




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